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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-890</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 23:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been having major problems getting on Chinasmack since the Roswell incident, looks like he isn&#039;t a man of his word, who&#039;d have guessed!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been having major problems getting on Chinasmack since the Roswell incident, looks like he isn&#8217;t a man of his word, who&#8217;d have guessed!</p>
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		<title>By: &#187; Dashan On Winged Victory Of Samothrace Beijing Cream</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-240</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[&#187; Dashan On Winged Victory Of Samothrace Beijing Cream]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 08:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] &#8220;We should thank Dashan. One day they will build his statue, high and gold in important place in big city in China. then you will say sorry. he is right.” &#8211;BJC commenter [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] &#8220;We should thank Dashan. One day they will build his statue, high and gold in important place in big city in China. then you will say sorry. he is right.” &#8211;BJC commenter [...]</p>
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		<title>By: &#187; The Situation Is Excellent: The Week That Was At Beijing Cream Beijing Cream</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-214</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[&#187; The Situation Is Excellent: The Week That Was At Beijing Cream Beijing Cream]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 15:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] had some fun with Dashan, eliciting someone to comment: &#8220;One day they will build his statue, high and gold in [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] had some fun with Dashan, eliciting someone to comment: &#8220;One day they will build his statue, high and gold in [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Scott</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-145</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scott]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the Harmonizers don&#039;t understand is that no one has to do anything whatsoever to make China look bad to us foreigners. No need for searing comments on the web, in news papers, on news broadcasts, none of that. The common daily practices of the average &quot;higher moral standard&quot; Chinese citizen is plenty to those of us with boots on the ground over here. Don&#039;t get me wrong, I love it here, but every single god damned day, this one single thought passes through my mind at least once if not several times: &quot;These people are fucked up.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the Harmonizers don&#8217;t understand is that no one has to do anything whatsoever to make China look bad to us foreigners. No need for searing comments on the web, in news papers, on news broadcasts, none of that. The common daily practices of the average &#8220;higher moral standard&#8221; Chinese citizen is plenty to those of us with boots on the ground over here. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love it here, but every single god damned day, this one single thought passes through my mind at least once if not several times: &#8220;These people are fucked up.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: The Tao</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-130</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Tao]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(sorry)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(sorry)</p>
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		<title>By: The Tao</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-129</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Tao]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You asked, so you shall receive: http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/dashan-on-david/]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You asked, so you shall receive: <a href="http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/dashan-on-david/" rel="nofollow">http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/dashan-on-david/</a></p>
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		<title>By: &#187; Dashan On David Beijing Cream</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-128</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[&#187; Dashan On David Beijing Cream]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 06:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] commenter on a previous Dashan post wrote, &#8221;This is unacceptable; Dashan has work hard for lot years, forgoing family ties and [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] commenter on a previous Dashan post wrote, &#8221;This is unacceptable; Dashan has work hard for lot years, forgoing family ties and [...]</p>
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		<title>By: electrilux</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-127</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[electrilux]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 05:52:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so Tao, does that make you for or against the statue? and can we get some mock ups here. let&#039;s get the public behind this]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so Tao, does that make you for or against the statue? and can we get some mock ups here. let&#8217;s get the public behind this</p>
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		<title>By: electrilux</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-126</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[electrilux]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 05:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[seated buddha lotus position, with glasses]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>seated buddha lotus position, with glasses</p>
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		<title>By: Pyrrhic Victor</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-124</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pyrrhic Victor]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 03:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uughh. I hope he won&#039;t be naked.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uughh. I hope he won&#8217;t be naked.</p>
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		<title>By: Smash</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-123</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Smash]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 03:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I imagine something more like the Colossus of Rhodes but with glasses.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I imagine something more like the Colossus of Rhodes but with glasses.</p>
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		<title>By: donscarletti</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-110</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[donscarletti]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 16:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“你好”，是不是“hello&quot;的意思？ 我不知道因为我是个外国白痴，请给我讲一下，怎么给别人问好？

他大部分时间住在加拿大，如果他不养老就是因为他的性格怀，如果没有孩子就是因为他阳痿，都不是为了中国。

其实我觉得他的相声比较幽默，尤其那个打电话找周润发的，我第一次看到的时候我不停地笑，但是你从来没说”他幽默“，也没说”他的相声表演好“，没说”他说的话很有道理“，你只说他是个外国人但是他还会说中文，因为除了那两个特点以外你什么都没看到。所以他叫耍猴，可能猴子不知道他在跳舞，可能舞者不知道他是猴子，但是确是耍猴。

大山很可能是好人，但是他最大的问题是他的耍猴表演会让你这样人种主意着确认你的看法。]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“你好”，是不是“hello&#8221;的意思？ 我不知道因为我是个外国白痴，请给我讲一下，怎么给别人问好？</p>
<p>他大部分时间住在加拿大，如果他不养老就是因为他的性格怀，如果没有孩子就是因为他阳痿，都不是为了中国。</p>
<p>其实我觉得他的相声比较幽默，尤其那个打电话找周润发的，我第一次看到的时候我不停地笑，但是你从来没说”他幽默“，也没说”他的相声表演好“，没说”他说的话很有道理“，你只说他是个外国人但是他还会说中文，因为除了那两个特点以外你什么都没看到。所以他叫耍猴，可能猴子不知道他在跳舞，可能舞者不知道他是猴子，但是确是耍猴。</p>
<p>大山很可能是好人，但是他最大的问题是他的耍猴表演会让你这样人种主意着确认你的看法。</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan Lethem</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-103</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jonathan Lethem]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 12:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[really, a statue? what are you thinking here, 20ft golden, astride a horse, shield in hand?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>really, a statue? what are you thinking here, 20ft golden, astride a horse, shield in hand?</p>
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		<title>By: The Tao</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-90</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Tao]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 06:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do respect the guy, actually. I have no problem at all with Dashan. I just kinda wish I did.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do respect the guy, actually. I have no problem at all with Dashan. I just kinda wish I did.</p>
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		<title>By: Liu Xiang</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/if-chinasmack-gets-harmonized-soon-we-can-all-blame-that-prick-dashan/#comment-87</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Liu Xiang]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 06:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is unacceptable; Dashan has work hard for lot years, forgoing family ties and responsibility to elderly parents and chance of creating happy family of his own. By personally sacrificing good life among his own people in developed west country, he has come China to help bridge cultural difficulties and stop historical bloodshed. Dashan can speak perfect Chinese, how many other foreigners can speak even basic hello? He work hard, with very little in return. We should thank Dashan. One day they will build his statue, high and gold in important place in big city in China. then you will say sorry. he is right]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is unacceptable; Dashan has work hard for lot years, forgoing family ties and responsibility to elderly parents and chance of creating happy family of his own. By personally sacrificing good life among his own people in developed west country, he has come China to help bridge cultural difficulties and stop historical bloodshed. Dashan can speak perfect Chinese, how many other foreigners can speak even basic hello? He work hard, with very little in return. We should thank Dashan. One day they will build his statue, high and gold in important place in big city in China. then you will say sorry. he is right</p>
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