Comments on: Calling All BJC Readers: Please Submit Your Story Of Ambiguous Decency

By: Natsun

Natsun — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:11:33 +0000

I think you win the award for the most ambiguous!

By: Lei Feng

Lei Feng — Thu, 31 May 2012 11:40:15 +0000

While employed at Global Times, I got a blow job during working hours in a parking garage of the Global Times building during working hours from a Chinese reporter. And she swallowed.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 24 May 2012 23:40:36 +0000

I got a hand job on the dance floor of Sensation. Later, the girl told me she had a boyfriend. Then I took her home and fucked her. Several days later, I met her boyfriend after she dumped him. He complained that some foreign guy fucked his girlfriend, so now he hates foreigners. Except me, because I can speak Chinese and I’m cool. I still see him sometimes, and he still always says he hates foreigners, but not me.

By: Stink

Stink — Thu, 24 May 2012 07:23:06 +0000

I let out a silent but deadly fart during rush hour once.

By: Torval Lokison

Torval Lokison — Thu, 24 May 2012 00:44:14 +0000

I purposefully drive my way through people as forcefully as possible when I see that they are crowding the subway door before it opens. Even if its just one person. 现下后上 motherfuckers.

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Wed, 23 May 2012 15:59:22 +0000

By: Dingles

Dingles — Wed, 23 May 2012 09:48:40 +0000

I use a western toilet and flush the stained toilet paper down the pipes

By: Guy

Guy — Wed, 23 May 2012 09:29:51 +0000

I get drunk and urinate in public with alarming frequency. Chinese people do too, but mine is foreign snake-head pee, so…

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 23 May 2012 08:22:05 +0000

I check-in on Foursquare regularly. Does this mean I’m giving GPS data to foreign governments?

By: The Tao

The Tao — Wed, 23 May 2012 08:00:59 +0000

Whoa, were you one of those people depicted in the NMA video?

By: Lu Xiansheng

Lu Xiansheng — Wed, 23 May 2012 07:53:25 +0000

I had a multiracial three-way with Yang Rui’s daughter… am I decent?

By: Samuel Wade

Samuel Wade — Wed, 23 May 2012 07:16:54 +0000

On Sanlitunr, when a crumpled cigarette packet landed at my feet having been tossed by a stopped taxi driver out of his passenger-side window, I picked it up and threw it back in, inflicting irreparable harm on the feelings of the Chinese people and undying shame on Britain and her Commonwealth.

By: E

Wed, 23 May 2012 07:14:17 +0000

I drink British black tea probably exported from China and then re-imported into China to be sold at Marks and Spencers in Shanghai instead of Chinese green or black tea… am I decent?