Comments on: Chinese People With Unfortunate Anus Problems: A Compendium [With Rolling Updates!]

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» Man Requires Medical Help To Remove 9-Inch Dildo Beijing Cream — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 09:38:01 +0000

[...] encountered objects up anuses, virtually speaking (after all, there was our post in May titled Chinese People With Unfortunate Anus Problems: A Compendium). Nonetheless, we cringe at such details: The dildo was inside the man for five days before he went [...]

By: » A Story That Hurts To Read: “The Child’s Intestines Have Essentially Exploded, His Scrotum Now As Large As A Watermelon!” Beijing Cream

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 17:54:28 +0000

[...] months ago, there was a post in this space called Chinese People With Unfortunate Anus Problems: A Compendium, wherein I linked to a story about a chef who died when his pals played a prank on him by shoving a [...]

By: » American Man Stabbed In Ass In Qianmen Beijing Cream

» American Man Stabbed In Ass In Qianmen Beijing Cream — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:24:54 +0000

[...] only the victim had been Chinese, we could’ve updated our “Chinese People With Unfortunate Anus Problems: A Compendium” post. Alas, random stabbings are probably no laughing matter. It’s unclear whether [...]

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:02:41 +0000

Oh man. There is no factor large enough. Just… wow. They got it out through his stomach. yikes.

By: The Tao

The Tao — Tue, 15 May 2012 12:26:51 +0000

BTW, by what factor is it worse now that it’s urethra and not anus? At least three and a half, right?

By: JIm

JIm — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:59:04 +0000

Those tricky bastards. I wonder how they fucked that one up… Must’ve been an amazing A1 meeting at the office.

By: The Tao

The Tao — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:38:18 +0000

Of course there’s no reason to change “urethra” to “anus.” Want China Times has changed its story since I last copied and pasted the above excerpt.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:25:27 +0000

I’m confused – the fist link leads to an article called “Jealous boyfriend forces wire into Henan man’s urethra,” and your pull quote has been modified (I assume by you, though I suppose I don’t know for sure – perhaps you got it from a source that had already changed it) to replace the original word of “urethra” with the new choice of “anus.”

Is getting a computer wire shoved up your dick not shocking enough? Why would you feel the need to change that?

A questionable practice, at the very least. Then again, I’ve see the Want China Times make some pretty sketchy journalistic claims, so there’s that.

By: andrea

andrea — Tue, 15 May 2012 10:19:59 +0000

You missed one: http://gizmodo.com/5423597/chinese-dude-gets-remote-crammed-up-his-butt-as-a-drunken-prank