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	<title>Comments on: Why Did These Ducks &#8212; All 5,000 Of Them &#8212; Cross The Road? [UPDATE]</title>
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		<title>By: &#187; Here&#8217;s What 5,000 Ducks Crossing The Road Looks Like On Video Beijing Cream</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/06/why-did-these-ducks-all-5000-of-them-cross-the-road/#comment-15018</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[&#187; Here&#8217;s What 5,000 Ducks Crossing The Road Looks Like On Video Beijing Cream]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Alicia&#8217;s duck story last week? It eventually made its way to a whole lot of news outlets, which is curious, because [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Alicia&#8217;s duck story last week? It eventually made its way to a whole lot of news outlets, which is curious, because [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Jess</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/06/why-did-these-ducks-all-5000-of-them-cross-the-road/#comment-13657</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jess]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 17:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder how big that guy&#039;s stick is. You can&#039;t see the entire thing in any of the photos...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder how big that guy&#8217;s stick is. You can&#8217;t see the entire thing in any of the photos&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: The Tao</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/06/why-did-these-ducks-all-5000-of-them-cross-the-road/#comment-13600</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Tao]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Sam Reeves</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/06/why-did-these-ducks-all-5000-of-them-cross-the-road/#comment-13596</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sam Reeves]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 14:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I laughed my ass off when I saw these pictures. I&#039;m sure they are on the way to Beijing to participate in the daily &#039;Beijing Roast Duck&#039; festival.

You didn&#039;t even have to include the word {Re-Duck-ed] for me to enjoy this post.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I laughed my ass off when I saw these pictures. I&#8217;m sure they are on the way to Beijing to participate in the daily &#8216;Beijing Roast Duck&#8217; festival.</p>
<p>You didn&#8217;t even have to include the word {Re-Duck-ed] for me to enjoy this post.</p>
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		<title>By: David Fieldman</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/06/why-did-these-ducks-all-5000-of-them-cross-the-road/#comment-13561</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Fieldman]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 13:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Alicia...please introduce me to their team leader. I need someone with those skills who will never &quot;duck&quot; the job.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Alicia&#8230;please introduce me to their team leader. I need someone with those skills who will never &#8220;duck&#8221; the job.</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler Cohen</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2012/06/why-did-these-ducks-all-5000-of-them-cross-the-road/#comment-13447</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tyler Cohen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2012 07:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did the joke join the march?

He wanted to 靠鸭.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why did the joke join the march?</p>
<p>He wanted to 靠鸭.</p>
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