Comments on: “Automatic Sperm Extractor” Is Bizarre, Wonderful

By: Die "Entsamungmaschine"

Die "Entsamungmaschine" — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 14:38:03 +0000

[…] richtig neu ist die Kiste wohl auch nicht, schon 2012 gab es darüber einen Bericht beim chinesischen “Beijing Cream” (!!) Magazin. Für uns aber kein Grund euch die frohe […]

By: Eric Houser

Eric Houser — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 08:30:32 +0000

The Singularity is upon us…being birthed in Nanjing

By: teamrobhogg

teamrobhogg — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 05:25:54 +0000

I saw this and just got all sad for some reason

By: Chinese Netizen

Chinese Netizen — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 04:03:06 +0000

The best part of China’s future generations dribbled down the cracks of their collective mothers’ asses and ended up as stains on the bedsheets…

By: The Tao

The Tao — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 03:52:19 +0000

Yes, I began thinking about this question of cleaning, and then I thought: maybe some people like the idea of using an extractor machine right after someone else? And then I thought: if the machine is a “female,” when are we going to have a “male” equivalent? And that’s when I realized: there’s not nearly enough robot porn on the market.

By: bert

bert — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 03:44:28 +0000

It is gross to think of all the men that will use it just after some other guy finished. I know they will “clean” it but this is China! Have you been to the hospitals? I’ll just remain infertile, thank you.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:50:47 +0000

This thing will save me a FORTUNE in Kleenex tissues!