Comments on: Want To Be The Next Big Laowai In China? Global Times Is Here To Help [UPDATE] http://beijingcream.com/2012/11/want-to-be-the-next-big-laowai-in-china-global-times-is-here-to-help/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 By: DSLAM http://beijingcream.com/2012/11/want-to-be-the-next-big-laowai-in-china-global-times-is-here-to-help/#comment-118807 Sun, 11 Nov 2012 22:48:26 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=6394#comment-118807 They’re pretty talented but there also seems to be a simmering douche bag factor. I always cringe a bit when whiteys have that hard Beijing “r” accent too. I dont know what to do with this.

]]> By: Tony http://beijingcream.com/2012/11/want-to-be-the-next-big-laowai-in-china-global-times-is-here-to-help/#comment-114489 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 15:10:25 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=6394#comment-114489 Thank you very much, Anthony.I’ve replied your mail.
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Tongue twisters for the contest:
http://community.globaltimes.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=6990

You can clearly find compulsory tongue twister and five optional ones.
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We’ve updated the way of uploding video clips, because contestants meet difficulties when upload video clips. Now,contestants can directly send clips to event@globaltimes.com.cn, and we upload them.

http://community.globaltimes.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=6989
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The contest will unveil NINE awards, including the First Prize, Second Prize, Third Prize, Excellence Award, Most Popular contestant , Most Pretty Female Contestant, Most Handsome Male Contestant, Most Humorous and Best Performance., etc.

Don’t worry.There won’t be nine categories.

]]> By: YOLO MOFO http://beijingcream.com/2012/11/want-to-be-the-next-big-laowai-in-china-global-times-is-here-to-help/#comment-106224 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 11:34:56 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=6394#comment-106224 I used to work with one of those guys in the video, the one with the guitar. He’s a huge douchebag.

]]> By: narsfweasels http://beijingcream.com/2012/11/want-to-be-the-next-big-laowai-in-china-global-times-is-here-to-help/#comment-105634 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 05:12:51 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=6394#comment-105634 Are the choices:

a) Enter this contest

or

b)Have testicles slowly removed with a cheese grater?

]]> By: Alinear http://beijingcream.com/2012/11/want-to-be-the-next-big-laowai-in-china-global-times-is-here-to-help/#comment-105586 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 04:43:55 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=6394#comment-105586 Well, I know what all my adorable Japanese former classmates from Fudan will be forced into doing during our next bacchanalian meet-up. One is sad to see a startling lack of 施氏食狮史. Too easy?

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