Comments on: Bull In Wuhan Escapes Slaughterhouse: Watch It Dash For Freedom, Cause Three-Hour Traffic Jam http://beijingcream.com/2012/12/escaped-bull-destined-for-slaughter-runs-for-its-life/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 By: RhZ http://beijingcream.com/2012/12/escaped-bull-destined-for-slaughter-runs-for-its-life/#comment-215150 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 05:56:46 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=8395#comment-215150 The better recent event for that would be the penguin eating its young.

]]> By: terroir http://beijingcream.com/2012/12/escaped-bull-destined-for-slaughter-runs-for-its-life/#comment-215146 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 05:49:20 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=8395#comment-215146 Even in the afterlife, steak from this bull is bound to fall off your plate in a mistaken attempt to make a break from it.

Barring that, this steak is all gristle that will continue to fight its way out of your lower intestines, slither through a pipe of the worse filth imaginable and finally escape to freedom to hold up its arms in triumph in the rain like Tim Robbins from “Shawshawk”.

]]> By: Anthony Tao http://beijingcream.com/2012/12/escaped-bull-destined-for-slaughter-runs-for-its-life/#comment-215141 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 05:04:46 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=8395#comment-215141 Nice.

]]> By: King Baeksu http://beijingcream.com/2012/12/escaped-bull-destined-for-slaughter-runs-for-its-life/#comment-215139 Mon, 24 Dec 2012 04:46:11 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=8395#comment-215139 When I first saw the headline, I thought it was a Mo Yan-style fable or allegory about Chinese globalization.

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