Farewell, My Beijing Drug Dealer

Farewell My Drug Dealer
By Our Correspondent I’m posting this anonymously for obvious reasons, but apparently along with good folks like Charlie Custer, Will Moss and more, my extraordinary drug dealer has suddenly become part of the Diaspora. Probably deported, but he was a true gentleman and gracious businessman while he lasted. Chinese business folk could learn a lot... Read more »

Your First Look At Beijing SantaCon 2012

SantaCon
The party’s still going strong on this frigid evening. You’ll find Santas scattered over Houhai and Gulou, making their way to Four Corners for some music, debauchery, food — somewhere. The route was Brussels/Pyro to Chill Bar on Andingmen to Mai Bar and then through Nanluoguxiang to Gulou and Houhai. If you have no idea what... Read more »

Mo Yan’s Nobel Prize In Literature Lecture

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Mo Yan gave his traditional Nobel lecture, "Storytellers," about 10 hours ago at the Royal Swedish Academy in Stockholm. He was introduced by Kjell Espmark, member of the Nobel literature committee. Mo's 32-minute talk has already been translated by the preeminent Howard Goldblatt, here, which you should take a minute to read before letting the news media inundate the conversation with all their cherry-picked selections that fit their narrative.

Hundreds Of Couples File For Divorce After New Regulation Limits Property Size Per “Household”

Divorce
In a definitive victory for concrete over abstract — chocolate over Beethoven, shelter over esteem, sex over art — hundreds of couples in Da’ao village in Guiyang, Guizhou province have chosen to end their marriages in favor of cold, hard, seeable, touchable, and, ultimately, valuable property. They’re doing this because of an August 28 regulation on... Read more »

Is China Still Upset At Norway For Liu Xiaobo Winning A Nobel Peace Prize? Yes

China is angry at Norway
The Norwegian government is only marginally responsible for the Nobel Peace Prize — its parliament appoints the five-person selection committee — but you wouldn’t know it judging by China’s durian-sized grudge, with spikes of everlasting disdain. Quick recap: in 2010, while serving his fourth prison term, Liu Xiaobo was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize despite... Read more »

Chinese Supreme Court Says Self-Immolation Is Murder

Self-immolation
Government-run Gannan Daily reported Monday that China’s supreme court, top prosecution body, and police jointly issued the legal opinion that those who incite or abet self-immolations should be charged with “intentional murder.” In an article that reeks of Chinese media, it states (translation made available yesterday by San Francisco-based Duihua Foundation): So that the recent... Read more »

Like In The Fable Of Yu Gong, Developers In Lanzhou Moving Mountains To Build New City

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A Modern Parable They told the Old Man the mountain, with its head as white as his, would not move, but he feigned deafness. They mocked him, shaking their fans and leaning forward so he could better see their sneers, but the Old Man wagged his head and flashed a toothy grin. The townsfolk gossiped behind his back and marveled at the futility of the endeavor, but the Old Man, rocking away his days on a hand-woven bamboo chair, knew that one day the steadfastness of his pursuit would coalesce with a dream so that in their sameness he'd wake to see the mountain gone, carried off to the shores of the Bohai Sea.