Comments on: Your Team Bonding Exercise Has Never Looked Liked This: Dongbei Waitresses Go Full Martial

By: terroir

terroir — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 05:14:45 +0000

“Full Metal Jacket” with Chinese characteristics:

“This is my smile. There are many like it but this one is mine. My smile is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my smile is useless. Without my smile I am useless. I must flash my smile true. I must smile with more teeth than my competitor, who is trying to be nicer than me. I must be nicer than her before she is nice to me. I will. Before my ancestors I swear this creed: my smile and myself are defenders of my restaurant, we are the masters of my competitors, we are the saviors of the national GDP. So be it, until there is no competition, but prosperity. Amen.

By: Anthony Tao

Anthony Tao — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 03:09:23 +0000

Thanks for thinking of us!

By: Ander

Ander — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:41:59 +0000

I was thinking of how Beijing Cream would love this when I first watched it the other day.
For technical reasons, didn’t get it to you then – but glad to see you posted this.

Such hilarity!

By: Jadog

Jadog — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:27:56 +0000

What the hell is this? Seriously, I don’t get it. A promotion video? Is this supposed to inspire people to come here to eat or to bash their waitress into submission? That whole game at the end was really bizzare. The only thing I hope is that after all that bullshit they get the rest of the day off.

I also love how the men just stand around watching this nonsense, probably thinking, “Thank God we don’t have to do that shit.”