EXT Beijing
– Helicopter shot of Beijing, heavily polluted.
Voice-over: “It was 2014, I remember vividly…”
– Helicopter goes down, under smog cloud, shows flyover of Forbidden City.
Voice-over: “The year of the horse, the year of Death.”
—- Background-music starts playing Johnny Cash – The Man Comes Around.
– Helicopter pans over Beijing, rotating faster and faster.
///MASSIVE EXPLOSION – sound of screaming and yelling
Fade-out to white.

Fade-in.
Voice-over: “But let’s go back. It was 2012 and boy, we were happy.”
– Camera pans along Chinese street, some hipsters dancing Gangnam Style.
Voice-over: “But underneath, like a snake lurking, and in 2013, the year of the Snake, it slowly crawled out. Unnoticed at first, but that soon began to change. We all read the reports, we all heard the jokes about Beijing cough. I mean, dammit, we all knew it, and we laughed.”
– Camera pans further, shows a tubie spitting on the sidewalk. A kid being held up by his mother urinating against a wall, raw meat lying in the street.
Voice-over: “And then, sometime after New Year, it started happening. One of my friends called in sick, some sort of blood thing they said at the hospital after we came to see his body. The doctors were vague, so vague.”
– Camera zooms out, shows entire street with spitting all over the place.
Voice-over: “But then it happened. He was dead, alright. He was. But apparently the PM 2.5 particles enter the brain and mess it up in some weird way. Shit, I don’t know. I’m an accountant. I just punch numbers. Well, and I thought my number had come up. If it wasn’t for the guard pulling his gun and shooting him, I wouldn’t be here telling you this. But I digress…that night I was sitting at home watching TV..”
– Close-up of TV-set with CCTV on, fades into actual broadcast.
CCTV: “Thousands have died over the past few weeks, but authorities say it is part of the yearly flu epidemic and nothing to be worried about. Meanwhile, the government leaders are out of the country for a trip to the USA.”
Voice-over: “Convenient that.”
– Sound of a knock on the door.
Guy (voice-over voice): “Yo, wait a second, be right there.”
– Sound of knocking again.
Guy: “Dude! A minute!”
– Sound of scratching and gnawing.
Guy: “What the fuck.”
– Guy looks through peep-hole.
– Full-view fish-eye lens camera shot of a zombie. RAAAAAAH! 大脑！！！！

There will be videos on youku along the lines of “Chengguan stops man for smoking” with content like “how dare you try to stop me you lowly peasant, don’t you know who I am? I will have you, your family, and your neighbors killed by the end of the day or being a party member is useless!”