Comments on: Anne Ishii Writes About Eddie Huang And The Size Of Asian Men’s Penises. Read At Your Own Peril http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/anne-ishii-writes-about-eddie-huang-and-the-size-of-asian-mens-penises/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 By: ugh http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/anne-ishii-writes-about-eddie-huang-and-the-size-of-asian-mens-penises/#comment-217381 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 12:45:45 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=9745#comment-217381 Ant Farm, just shut up

]]> By: Chackie Jan http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/anne-ishii-writes-about-eddie-huang-and-the-size-of-asian-mens-penises/#comment-217369 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 09:01:16 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=9745#comment-217369 With sunglasses you’ll look mighty silly this season. If I were you I’d be worried about getting arrested by the fashion police.

]]> By: Ant Farm http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/anne-ishii-writes-about-eddie-huang-and-the-size-of-asian-mens-penises/#comment-217347 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:45:10 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=9745#comment-217347 WARNING TO USERS OF BEIJING CREAM
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You can help yourself by staying away while he cleans up his naughty mess he made here and those who helped. Otherwise we’ll be the men in green and sunglasses you’ll be seeing at BeijingUltimate or Kro and the other bars we know you like to hang out in. We can detain you for 30 days and cancel your student and work visas. If you don’t want us to come and say hello, stay away and give Kansas Anthony he chance to make amends and clean his site up.
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]]> By: RhZ http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/anne-ishii-writes-about-eddie-huang-and-the-size-of-asian-mens-penises/#comment-217319 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 11:35:18 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=9745#comment-217319 I am afraid to click through to the article. Slate has really turned to shit, hasn’t it? To think I read it regularly only 7-8 years ago…

]]> By: Chackie Jan http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/anne-ishii-writes-about-eddie-huang-and-the-size-of-asian-mens-penises/#comment-217309 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 08:57:42 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=9745#comment-217309 What is this I don’t even. Also, I seriously don’t get why some people would dress up and act (that’s the only way I can describe this if you haven’t grown up that way) like ‘black gangsters’ when you obviously have no street cred nor the background. It’s as lame as a white/black person walking in kung fu clothes the entire day, pretending to be down with all the ancestor worship, when you don’t have any ancestors to worship there.

On top of that, dressing up and talking like a ‘black gangster’ is quite backwards. Why go back a step? Are young people in Beijing going to dress up like 农民 to embrace their badass background? I mean how does that even work? Does the attire and attitude have to resemble the image of a stereotypical black criminal? What about Italian mobsters? Come on! Wear that fedora with pride!

It’s just sad to see suburbians and people whose closest encounter with ‘slinging dope’ is a trip to the pharmacy for aspirin trying to pull off some tough guy image. Imagining that the lyrics in Ice Cube’s song “Today was a good day” actually apply to their lives. Today I didn’t even have to use my AK. If by AK you mean Air Konditioning. Grow up.

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