Comments on: The Beijinger’s Newest Literary Contest Has Produced Comedy Gold http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 By: dada http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218188 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 11:54:24 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218188 @Jonathan Why don’t you do it, then, me old China?

]]> By: Jonathan Heeter http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218139 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:13:38 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218139 Do you ever get tired of making fun of the Beijinger? Maybe you could branch out a bit? Could you make fun of the ChinaDailyShow? That would be fun to watch. You could have a meta-satirical China circle jerk.

]]> By: bag-o-dicks http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218133 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:47:12 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218133 Those examples were probably written by Beijinger staff.

And Anthony, I have to say that pollution, traffic, baijiu and other cliches are the bread and butter of those crappy comics you publish!

]]> By: Missing Demonoid http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218132 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:35:50 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218132 Wearily, the migrant worker wiped his leathery hands on filth-encrusted work pants. No money. No life. No wife. No memory. What was it for lunch again – baozi? Or jiaozi?

]]> By: Xi Bolai http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218084 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:59:24 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218084 Dust fades, horns screech. A child squats and releases his lunch (he ate baozi, not jiaozi) all over the filthy pavement. I love this city.

]]> By: Wang Fei Fei http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218083 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 05:57:18 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218083 “11pm. haircut. no scissors. police. squatting in room w 19 other men. wife. lawyer. ex wife.”

i think I got it — getting a haircut at 11 pm… who does that? And no scissors? He was clearly going to one of the local “jack shacks”. Got caught in a sting with other johns/brothel owner guys. Wife divorced him.

]]> By: Chackie Jan http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218077 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 04:40:18 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218077 The fat old douche brushed a speck of dust off his worn-out jeans and continued to teach, neatly hiding his boner under the school desk.

]]> By: demoncratic http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218073 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:20:47 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218073 The old Tibetan monk lays down in the dust, it had stood for a thousand years, but now it too was dust, Why? Why? he asks. The sun sets

]]> By: brackishwater http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218059 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:16:40 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218059 Dammit, try again:

I walked in. Everyone looked. I wasn’t from the WSJ. They went back to discussing their novels. Lion’s den of affected twaddle.

]]> By: brackishwater http://beijingcream.com/2013/02/the-beijingers-newest-literary-contest-has-produced-comedy-gold/#comment-218058 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:15:34 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=10374#comment-218058 I walked in. Everyone looked. I wasn’t from the WSJ. They went back to discussing their novels over. Lion’s den of affected twaddle.

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