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	<title>Comments on: Are You Skilled At Masturbating Or Writing Paeans To That Art? Submissions Wanted</title>
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		<title>By: wgjcrook</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/are-you-skilled-at-masturbating-or-writing-paeans-to-that-art/#comment-219400</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[wgjcrook]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 06:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Masturbation in China,
a traditionally touchy subject.


...sorry guys]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Masturbation in China,<br />
a traditionally touchy subject.</p>
<p>&#8230;sorry guys</p>
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		<title>By: bag-o-dicks</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/are-you-skilled-at-masturbating-or-writing-paeans-to-that-art/#comment-219399</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bag-o-dicks]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 05:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And for a splodge of local colour.

I see China, I see France
I see stains in my underpants]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And for a splodge of local colour.</p>
<p>I see China, I see France<br />
I see stains in my underpants</p>
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		<title>By: Chinese Netizen</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/are-you-skilled-at-masturbating-or-writing-paeans-to-that-art/#comment-219394</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chinese Netizen]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cum contest?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cum contest?</p>
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		<title>By: bag-o-dicks</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/are-you-skilled-at-masturbating-or-writing-paeans-to-that-art/#comment-219387</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bag-o-dicks]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 03:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Stranger

There’s a stranger in my house
He lives here for free
Though he’s numb to my charms
He submits willingly

It’s not gay what we do
Cos it’s a girl I think about
I love you, dear stranger
Come quick, let’s knock one out!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Stranger</p>
<p>There’s a stranger in my house<br />
He lives here for free<br />
Though he’s numb to my charms<br />
He submits willingly</p>
<p>It’s not gay what we do<br />
Cos it’s a girl I think about<br />
I love you, dear stranger<br />
Come quick, let’s knock one out!</p>
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		<title>By: Gay Chevara</title>
		<link>http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/are-you-skilled-at-masturbating-or-writing-paeans-to-that-art/#comment-219385</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gay Chevara]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 03:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post has been here for almost 12 hours and no-one has made a comment about Chinese guys being wankers yet?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post has been here for almost 12 hours and no-one has made a comment about Chinese guys being wankers yet?</p>
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