http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-222113 Thu, 02 May 2013 04:02:22 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-222113 I might take you up on that one. And then include a sequel where Bag-Of-Dicks is in the shitty expat bar (like in number 78) bragging about his date and how much mad pussy he’s getting in China.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221781 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 04:19:04 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221781 I’m not in this one. I’m hoping for a comeback though. One Chinese girl says to another “English guys are gentleman. I’ll hook you up with one!” So her friend comes to my house and sees my box furniture, week-old sweatpants and shaggy neck beard and is like “the fuck?” So I say “Sorry about the mess. Could you help me clean up? Feel free to help yourself to any opened bottles of Qingdao, they won’t be older than a day or two.” Then the final panel is the girl on a date with Chinese guy, chin in her palm and sighing with resignation.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221770 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:00:19 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221770 Guess you’ve never been to Wangjing.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221744 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 16:12:03 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221744 Outside of Sanlitun, BJ barely has any foreigners.
PS. This comic made me laugh so hard I literally wet myself.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221733 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:36:57 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221733 That was supposed to be funny?

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221732 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:32:58 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221732 And the other round-eye was thinking, “Oh shit! Is that the infamous Bag-o-dicks?”

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221730 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:55:30 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221730 Damn.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221729 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:18:14 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221729 You were a lot nicer a fellow in Police Story!

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221724 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:40:16 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221724 Dafyyd!!! :^)

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221716 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 06:56:50 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221716 Must be so hard, running into someone who can write the same lame jokes and probably draw better. Better go back to the village and act like a hot shot.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221710 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 06:20:40 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOs2ThHA1o

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221709 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 06:18:24 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221709 Racist.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2013/04/laowai-comics-a-foreigner-we-dont-know/#comment-221702 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:33:51 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=11960#comment-221702 A bit like being the only queer in the village.

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