Comments on: Son Of Chinese Government Official Tries To Bribe A UK Professor, Is Now In Jail

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:21:23 +0000

Its because of Theresa May and her ‘let all the crooks and criminals in with stolen cash but not anyone on a spouse visa’ policy.

By: Seahorse

Seahorse — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 05:57:49 +0000

I am under the oppression firearms in the UK is a pretty big deal.

Serves him right, ought to be banned from academics period. Is this how the kid got to the UK in the first place?

By: narsfweasels

narsfweasels — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:01:40 +0000

I believe it’s something similar to:

“Sup my homebrew! I herd mudkips! Ruffle mallows!”

Be honest: just now, you couldn’t tell the difference between me and someone from the mean streets of Ramsgate, right?

By: King Baeksu

King Baeksu — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 10:07:30 +0000

That raises the question: How exactly do chavs in Old Blighty address each other these days, anyway?

By: Gay Chevara

Gay Chevara — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:05:32 +0000

Imagine him in prison……

Goes up to two black inmates:

‘Sup homies?’

By: Chinese Netizen

Chinese Netizen — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 05:41:50 +0000

“…studying a masters degree in innovation and technology management…”
Well, he got the innovation part down…

By: King Baeksu

King Baeksu — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 05:02:27 +0000

“Blake James, esq., also mentioned Li’s father is a ‘respected government official and businessman,’ who we imagine is proud of his son.”

Oh, I see. A civil servant and a businessman. No conflict of interests there, eh?

By: Jonathan Alpart

Jonathan Alpart — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:17:18 +0000

What a buffoon. I can picture this bumbling idiot in my mind trying to suavely put the money on the table and, upon discovering the failure of that tactic, letting the gun drop the floor because he thought that would somehow be smarter than pulling the gun on the professor directly.