Comments on: A Satirist Is On The Loose In Global Times Again

By: arie15

arie15 — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:22:05 +0000

Globaltimes fail at translation……

By: FrankJ

FrankJ — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:20:36 +0000

most readers misread this article. ‘virgin’ here means ‘fake virgin’ or ‘professional virgin’.

作者是在隐射这种女孩：

金宇澄：有一个饭局，一个女孩子，我也不知道她干嘛的，饭桌上有几个弄堂里边的人。有人问女孩子，你什么时候结婚啊？她回答说，我阿姨跟我讲，让我先包三年，到时候再说。我当时一惊，问她阿姨做啥，她说，我阿姨给一个日本人包着。

有人事后说，弄堂里的小姑娘，如果找一个小职员结婚，之后就吵架，如果找一个高级干部，找一个优质的香港人、日本人生活三年，品位就上去了，腔调不一样了，气质也不一样了，不等于是上一个免费三年学习班吗？

By: terroir

terroir — Thu, 16 May 2013 11:13:11 +0000

“Free hymen per imported LV handbag sold”

There. Now everyone can be happy again.

By: william

william — Wed, 15 May 2013 04:42:39 +0000

vulgar article!!

By: Ameko

Ameko — Wed, 15 May 2013 03:37:52 +0000

I guess your mom freaked you out when she was devirginized. Cheeky bastard.

By: King Baeksu

King Baeksu — Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:48 +0000

The byline is a typo.

Obviously his real name is “Mook.”

By: RhZ

RhZ — Tue, 14 May 2013 05:45:42 +0000

I doubt that’s intentional given the long sidebar which no longer has content next to it. It is annoying, though.

By: RhZ

RhZ — Tue, 14 May 2013 04:34:55 +0000

Mr. Mok?? Anthony you have a very dirty mind!

Also too, the ones that aren’t virgins will turn into stalkers as well. So go for it!

By: ivancurtis

ivancurtis — Tue, 14 May 2013 01:13:05 +0000

Amulet Mok probably has a “masters degree” from a Chinese university and gets paid RMB 2000 per month to work full-time writing this kind of stuff.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 13 May 2013 23:34:08 +0000

Unrelatedly, it is really irritating that you guys reconfigured the page such that you can only see one story at a time. Is this some cheap yearning for page views? Thought of you all as above that.

By: P.

P. — Mon, 13 May 2013 15:49:53 +0000

Satire or not, it’s poorly written crud. But if the Global Times is paying schnooks for this type of content, where do I sign up?