Comments on: Man Dies After Jumping Out Of Bus Window Because He Really Had To Pee

By: Big Jojo

Big Jojo — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 02:47:07 +0000

I once jumped out the window of a stopped bus in Beijing. I was on my way to work, just half a kilometer from the bus stop I needed to get off at, but traffic was stopped for more than 5 minutes due to an accident ahead. If we waited any longer I was going to be late. I pleaded with the driver to open the door and let me off, pointing out the building I worked at, but he just shook his head without making eye contact. So, I opened the window, checked to see if it was safe, then jumped out and ran to work.

By: KalanStar

KalanStar — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 03:22:46 +0000

Hahahahaha! Moron!

By: Markoff

Markoff — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 07:24:51 +0000

1:0 for mankind

By: King Baeksu

King Baeksu — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:35:21 +0000

“Liu said that the man, Chen Jie, hit Liu’s head with a plastic water bottle after his request to stop was rejected, then returned to his seat by the left window in the last row.”

I learned a long time ago to time my liquid consumption on long-distance buses to within an hour before the next stop. Chen Jie sounds like an impatient hothead and probably quaffed his complimentary bottle of water as soon as he sat down.

Well, at least he’s made it to the afterlife more quickly than he may have expected.

By: wafflestomp

wafflestomp — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:02:39 +0000

“iu said that the man, Chen Jie, hit Liu’s head with a plastic water bottle after his request to stop was rejected”

……

Just use the fucking bottle. It’s not like your pathetic countrymen/women don’t shit and piss everywhere anyways.

By: MrT

MrT — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 11:00:24 +0000

I was on a long haul bus the one night and this nong decided he needed a piss, so he started on the driver, driver said wait nearly at a pit stop. despite being in the fast lane he decided he would punch the driver in the face a few times, me and the spare driver pulled him off.
I was expecting some kind of punishment to be dealt him at the pit stop, but no nothing.
So I’m all for these fucking retarded twats to jump of buses to there deaths.
Whats wrong with pissing in a bottle ffs.