Comments on: Jackie Chan Theme Park Opening In Beijing http://beijingcream.com/2013/09/jackie-chan-theme-park-opening-in-beijing/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 By: benji http://beijingcream.com/2013/09/jackie-chan-theme-park-opening-in-beijing/#comment-232416 Wed, 18 Sep 2013 15:00:23 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=18158#comment-232416 a lowlife talent less dipstick, who would sell his mother for monetary gains. his principal ? no principal.

]]> By: Chinese Netizen http://beijingcream.com/2013/09/jackie-chan-theme-park-opening-in-beijing/#comment-232369 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 16:19:06 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=18158#comment-232369 Plenty of rumpus rooms for young, wanna be starlets to show their “talent” when they need to suck up for an acting job.

Also a giant, bigger than life bag filled with vinegar and Jackie’s face on it. The MonstroDouche of Chinese Culture.

]]> By: Heping http://beijingcream.com/2013/09/jackie-chan-theme-park-opening-in-beijing/#comment-232366 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 12:32:53 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=18158#comment-232366 I hate Jackie Chan

]]> By: terroir http://beijingcream.com/2013/09/jackie-chan-theme-park-opening-in-beijing/#comment-232358 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 08:40:00 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=18158#comment-232358 Interactive area:

visitors must scale a man-made mountain that grows in size in tandem with a video playing Jackie spin another tall tale.

]]> By: narsfweasels http://beijingcream.com/2013/09/jackie-chan-theme-park-opening-in-beijing/#comment-232352 Tue, 17 Sep 2013 05:08:19 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=18158#comment-232352 New ideas for themed areas:

Communism is Awesome Land!

Sucking up to the Party Avenue!

Talking Bollocks About America Street!

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