Comments on: Toddler’s Gruesome Finger Injury On China Eastern International Flight Causes Emergency Landing In Melbourne

By: Chinese Netizen

Chinese Netizen — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 18:29:47 +0000

It evaporates before it touches ground. Riiiiiiiiiight…

By: Ian G

Ian G — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 15:44:31 +0000

Just wondering a bit here, what happens to the 60 Tonnes of fuel that is dumped, presumably over Australia?

By: wafflestomp

wafflestomp — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 05:10:13 +0000

Here here mate. I know lots of little shit kids who have foreign citizenships because their mothers went into hiding. Especially ones in Canada who actually RUN OUT on the bill. Makes me rage.

By: Chinese Netizen

Chinese Netizen — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 18:54:07 +0000

She was bringing the kid to the glorious Motherland to be raised in a podunk Jiangxi village by grandma & grandpa after it got to a suitable travel age having been born in Oz purely for the reason of obtaining a foreign passport. It’ll be an Australian “citizen” with no inkling of the English language (not even with the Oz accent, mate) and with peasant-like habits, in addition to the God mandated ability to act like an utter POS for being born a boy.
Like the commenter above said, mother probably reclined the seat (both for herself AND the kid) to its max position immediately after takeoff and prepared for a good nap while junior was jumping around, standing on the seat, yelling and screaming and exploring his surrounds. Cute little precocious bugger.
Naturally, this is all how I imagined it went down.

By: wafflestomp

wafflestomp — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 15:16:04 +0000

Stupid fucking kid. Of course the mom probably put in ear plugs and nodded off. Luckily she hadn’t taken her sleeping pill yet.