Comments on: Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food” Music Video: What The Hell?

By: terroir

terroir — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 06:10:34 +0000

The average opinion on Youku is that this is definitive proof that Japan belongs to China. Uh-huh.

Also: those aren’t qipao, otherwise known as cheongsam/what hostesses all wear at restaurants. Those are kimonos wore by geishas, the robes that are brusquely torn asunder when a lusty, drunk samurai blunders into the tea house.

By: Anthony Tao

Anthony Tao — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 16:32:01 +0000

>> “I’m not going to pretend to hate this, because I don’t.”

By: fred

fred — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 08:46:13 +0000

Patrice is a retarded genius, I say that as a compliment. Youtube viral trolling isn’t that easy, so many have tried and failed…

By: ShanghaiReader

ShanghaiReader — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 02:06:51 +0000

If you hate it so much, why do you post the link and, in effect, promoting it? I watched the video, and I don’t think there is anything wrong. It’s a great song.

By: Patrice Wilson

Patrice Wilson — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 06:34:49 +0000

how long until the first video of chinese elementary students singing this song gets posted on beijing cream?

i actually think the kindergarten-level simplicity of the lyrics and the…straightforward/kungfu panda-style take on chinese culture will make this a decent intro-english teaching aid.

side point, if Ark Music Factory keeps pumping out these gems, it will only be a matter of time before they join the ranks of Tommy Wiseau and The Asylum as camp auteurs.

By: Chinese Netizen

Chinese Netizen — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 01:02:33 +0000

At least no one here got on the “I am highly offended and bothered by this” high horse of self righteousness!
Must not be any Chinese-Americans in this crowd…

By: Ben

Ben — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 23:56:12 +0000

How you not comment on the weird intro with the guy cooking noodles and rapping nonsensical lyrics?!

By: mike

mike — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 13:47:47 +0000

Looks like some shite from the 90s. On behalf of all white trash, I deeply apologize. If Alison Gold ever goes of China, she’ll get hers.

By: AtTheBackoftheHill

AtTheBackoftheHill — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 07:52:58 +0000

You warned me. Three and a half minutes of my life gone forever. That was excruciating and repulsive.
I feel sick.

By: AtThebackoftheHill

AtThebackoftheHill — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 07:50:46 +0000

You warned me. Three and a half minutes gone forever. That was utterly excruciating. I feel quite sick.

I’m also wondering which of my friends NEEDS to be blessed with a link to that video.

By: RanE

RanE — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 06:02:00 +0000

This is what happens when you eat noodles with rainbows coming out of them. It’s bound to mess you up…