Comments on: Laowai Comics: Chinese Mixology 101

By: Sack o Cocks

Sack o Cocks — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 15:36:19 +0000

A better analogy would be a talentless child, continuously performing to indulgent parents, in the misguided belief that he’s good. Then going on in later life to ply his bilge on unsuspecting netizens, despite outrage and protests that his work sucks. Maybe we’ll find out later that this is all part of the “art”. All of the comics are a comment on over-indulgent Chinese parents and grandparents?

By: Arnold

Arnold — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 15:25:56 +0000

Come on now, stop making the comments section unfunny too. It’s all we’ve got, just leave it alone please.

By: Trevor

Trevor — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 05:36:24 +0000

“Anal-ogy” – yet more comedy gold! When is this guy going to miss the mark? How is it possible for one man to be so consistently hilarious?

By: LCG

LCG — Sat, 07 Dec 2013 03:26:46 +0000

Hummm… I think your anal-ogy is a bit off. I’d rather compare it to a group of elderly retards shitting their pants, drooling, and shouting incoherent shit at the TV in the common room of their mental hospital.

By: bag-o-dicks

bag-o-dicks — Sat, 07 Dec 2013 01:01:45 +0000

They have them in supermarkets in Beijing.

And in Mongolian techan shops you can get dried wild blueberries, though gram for gram they probably cost about as much as gold.

By: Chingis

Chingis — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 09:34:00 +0000

Indeed. I skip the “comics” and head straight for the comments. Never looked at at single one. Ever.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 08:23:18 +0000

Where the hell do you get blueberries in China?

I’ve traveled to a lot of cities, and have been in hundreds of different supermarkets and wet markets and never once seen a fresh blueberry in China.

Freeze-dried, a couple times, but never fresh.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 08:17:29 +0000

Zhongguo Libre?

Agitating for revolution in China, are you?

Historically this kind of thing can be bad for your health.

You rebel you.

By: Arnold

Arnold — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 13:43:35 +0000

You’re wrong, Med. The only funny thing about these comics is the comments that they provoke. It’s like watching a rubbish clown being pelted with rotten fruit. Every single week. Now that’s funny.

By: bag-o-dicks

bag-o-dicks — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 13:01:40 +0000

Yeah, it works. But it’s important to get good penis wine. Really, you need the stuff with three penises in there. And like, a proper whole dogs dick – not just some cheap scrap of foreskin like some of these jokers try and palm you off with.

By: Med

Med — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 08:05:39 +0000

Flash news : if you don’t look at it, and don’t bitch about it every time a new one comes up… well everything is gonna be just fine ! Isn’t it amazing?

By: LCG

LCG — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 06:43:07 +0000

That actually sounds pretty good! Does it work well?

If I ever get around to do a Part 3, may I include it? (giving you proper credit, of course, dear ol’ Fan Number One)

By: Jake the Muss!

Jake the Muss! — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 05:37:35 +0000

How the fuck is this ‘funny’? And how is it a ‘comic’?

By: bag-o-dicks

bag-o-dicks — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 04:20:30 +0000

GLASS O’ DICKS

One shot of Chinese penis wine
Half a Viagra (crushed)
Ten blueberries
Pineapple juice

Muddle the blueberries and dick pill in a tumbler. Add the shot of penis wine and top up with pineapple juice. “enjoy”!