Cutting-edge humour, am I right?

Hence my use of the phrase “borderline racist” to describe your stupid comment.

And what makes you think you are able to speak for “most Chinese”, you pompous twit?

“I think we all can agree that when it comes to non-Chinese making jokes about China, most Chinese aren’t much “fun” at all.”

That’s called qualifying a statement, and few intelligent people would disagree with me — including most Chinese, in fact.

You really are like a cold sore that just won’t go away, Bob. Fortunately, I have my own special treatment, and am starting to feel better already.

Hope you and Anthony Tao enjoy your Year of the Horse together, because I dare say it will be rather lonely for the both of you.

Actually, this is what you wrote, you pathetic little bigot…

most Chinese aren’t much “fun” at all. Humorless nationalistic dicks, more like.

Besides, you are the one who says Dave was not funny, you unthinking fool – I like Letterman. And let’s not forget that you are the one who brought up race, not me.

And yes, I do thank my lucky stars for the internet, it allows me to shop, keep tabs of old friends, listen to music, and so on and so forth.

As far as I can see in this thread, you have three basic points, none of them terribly interesting or illuminating: You think I’m a “little bitch,” you think Dave wasn’t “funny” and you have attempted to play the race card either disingenuously or just plain stupidly. I suggest you read a few books and try to up your intellectual game a bit, Bob, because your game is sorely lacking at the moment.

The question you have to ask yourself, Bob, is who will you play with when no one wants anything to do with you any more? Thank your lucky stars for the Internet, eh?

Plus, calling you a little bitch is in no way as severe as you borderline racist assertions about the Chinese. Are you really as stupid as your comments suggest?

In short, the cream seems to have curdled, and is not nearly as tasty as it used to be.

“As I figured”

Translation: “Shit, someone caught me out on my bullshit”!

Please find a computer that lets you use the reply button you annoying sop. And didn’t you say you were going away?

“here’s something that all professional journalists and interviewers will understand, and that you clearly don’t: The role of an interviewer is to allow their interviewee to shine, not to upstage them.”

Most people are not professional journalists or interviewers. Your pompous frustrations with the commentary here just highlights your stupidity in not realizing this fact.

But if you need more evidence for your stupidity, just look at this comment of six of your comments up…

he was subtly mocking and satirizing such stereotypes rather than affirming him

That is – for those who comprehend English – Letterman was telling jokes.

And this one five of your stupid posts up…

And, actually, you didn’t really get Dave’s jokes because he was metaironically invoking the stereotypes not uncritically embracing them

As in Dave was telling jokes, contrary to your silly above statement that Letterman was not trying to be funny.

You are an idiot and a little bitch and you have no idea what you are talking about. Please shut up.

It’s interesting that you keep referring to me as a “little bitch” as if I am some sort of coward when my ID directs straight to my personal Web site and real identity, whereas you are as anonymous and random an Internet troll as one is likely to find in the ether. In other words, you are the pussy and “little bitch” here, not me, and the only way that you can prove otherwise is to tell us all you who really are.

In response, I expect to hear a lot of huffing and puffing that all add up to “Sorry, but I’m too afraid to do so.”

My argument has always been that you are an uncomprehending little bitch – nothing more. I never claimed that you misunderstood my points – but you have certainly not comprehended the criticisms that Letterman’s jokes were tired.

Instead you tried to make stupid – borderline racist – claims about Chinese people’s sense of humour. Yes, you are ignorant and stupid, sorry that I have to be the one to tell you. I’m being compassionate to stop you from embarrassing yourself and the Land Of The Free any further.