Comments on: Alcohol Kills Chinese Official On His First Day As Deputy Chief http://beijingcream.com/2014/04/alcohol-kills-chinese-official-on-his-first-day-as-deputy-chief/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 By: Jay http://beijingcream.com/2014/04/alcohol-kills-chinese-official-on-his-first-day-as-deputy-chief/#comment-267643 Wed, 16 Apr 2014 23:37:05 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=23941#comment-267643 Activated charcoal is what hospital emergency rooms force-feed people who’ve taken poison or pills. It binds to poisons and thus keeps your body from absorbing them.
Poisons like ethanol.

]]> By: Jonathan Alpart http://beijingcream.com/2014/04/alcohol-kills-chinese-official-on-his-first-day-as-deputy-chief/#comment-267480 Wed, 16 Apr 2014 01:32:39 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=23941#comment-267480 The soup thing’s brilliant! What do the pills accomplish?

]]> By: Jay http://beijingcream.com/2014/04/alcohol-kills-chinese-official-on-his-first-day-as-deputy-chief/#comment-267479 Wed, 16 Apr 2014 00:48:43 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=23941#comment-267479 If you know that you absolutely can’t get out of the drinking contest, here’s two tips:

1 – pick up a couple packs of activated charcoal pills in gelcaps from the pharmacy and take them all ten minutes before the banquet.

2 – take a bowl of soup as early as possible. Nobody notices the soup level in your bowl as long as it’s not empty. In the guise of slurping soup directly from the bowl, spit out every third glass of liquor.

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