http://beijingcream.com/2014/05/making-a-guanbing-in-beijing/ A Dollop of China Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:42:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://beijingcream.com/2014/05/making-a-guanbing-in-beijing/#comment-270541 Tue, 06 May 2014 06:25:31 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=24411#comment-270541 Glad you’ve accepted the truth. Now bow, dog.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2014/05/making-a-guanbing-in-beijing/#comment-270540 Tue, 06 May 2014 06:04:10 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=24411#comment-270540 Yes, there have been pics of foreigners in China doing this before. But how cool is Lao White for a) the oh-so impressive pun-themed moniker and b) just for being awesome. And then there is Rick Moranis aka Dark Helmet, even cooler than Lao White. Looking down on all the plebeian English teachers from your ivory tower so be so rewarding. Because you are so cool.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2014/05/making-a-guanbing-in-beijing/#comment-270539 Tue, 06 May 2014 05:54:57 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=24411#comment-270539 Dear Mom and Dad,
Teaching English in China has been an awarding experience. Everyone thinks I am so cool and handsome, they love my twat haircut. Last Tuesday night after drinking with my new best friends(who are also teachers) and making fun of Chinese people, I made a an egg cake! It was so funny, I bet no other foreigner has come to China and done this. I really feel so accepted here. See you in a few years.
Love,
Twatface son
P.S. Please leave my room alone, I will need to stay with you when I get back.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2014/05/making-a-guanbing-in-beijing/#comment-270531 Tue, 06 May 2014 04:20:16 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=24411#comment-270531 Points at 洋鬼子 mouth agape for 3 hours straight.

]]> http://beijingcream.com/2014/05/making-a-guanbing-in-beijing/#comment-270396 Mon, 05 May 2014 07:01:02 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=24411#comment-270396 Waaaaah…foreigner sooooo crever

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