You know what? He clapped his hands, jumped onto the table and by God if the spirit of life-rejecting comedian Robin Williams didn’t take control of him that day. Oh Captain my Captain!

Everyone headed outside to play Frisbee on the grass, while my boss brought out homemade cookies. Soon, I caught the eye of that pretty girl on Floor 2 that I’d never had the guts to approach. We chatting – oh about nothing really! – while she coquettishly twisted her curls. Then I took her round by the bins and impregnated that sweet thing.

The big boss noticed from his ivory tower. He headed out, chomping on his cigar, and looked ready to give me the tongue lashing of my life! The big cheese grabbed me roughly by naked shoulder. “You boy! What’s all this!”.

I explained and within minutes the great titan was sobbing about how he’d sacrificed the only real love of his life for work and regretted it every minute since. Long story short, he gave me a promotion and is sponsoring my unborn child though college. Oh, there’s one strict condition though…

Every Wednesday is compulsory Frisbee playing. No exceptions!