A hotel in China asked someone at ASU about some signage. The answer was, "Arizona St. University should suffice" pic.twitter.com/Ljmnuogs7H

— Tim Ring (@timring3TV) August 13, 2013

(Via Deadspin)

Look at this: “Rebuilt the Life of Beauty.” What does that even mean? Hello! Everyone knows it should be “rebuild,” verb. Even then, “life of beauty” hardly is the message we want to send to our children, now is it? Shame on you, Capital Fitness Club, for reinforcing the myth that beauty should be a goal, held higher than education, healthy living, or self-affirmation.

Also…

…we’ll take one “group fuck,” please.

We think Capital Fitness in Guangzhou might have gotten some translations slightly off… (The Nanfang)

I don’t know, maybe Bull Tit Anus is the perfect name for a store. I’d certainly pop a head in if I saw it on the street.

#Chronicles of Chinglish 

(Via Reddit user Fei-Hong)