Beijing Cream » Traffic Light http://beijingcream.com A Dollop of China Fri, 09 Apr 2021 11:18:55 +0000 en-US hourly 1 A Dollop of China Beijing Cream yes A Dollop of China China, Beijing, Chinese, Expat, Life, Culture, Society, Humor, Party, Fun, Beijing Cream Beijing Cream » Traffic Light http://beijingcream.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/BJC-The-Creamcast-logo.jpg http://beijingcream.com Beijing, China Weekly Traffic Light: The Crosswalk Is A Novel Thing http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-the-crosswalk-is-a-novel-thing/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-the-crosswalk-is-a-novel-thing/#comments Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:30:06 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=2295
Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The song in this video is Cold Fairyland – Seeds of the Ground :: 地上的种子《冷酷仙境》.

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Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The song in this video is Black Panther – Don’t Entangle Me :: 别来纠缠我《黑豹》.

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]]> http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-these-two-rear-enders-could-not-be-more-different/feed/ 0 Traffic Light: A Graphic, Senseless Hit-And-Run http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-a-graphic-senseless-hit-and-run/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-a-graphic-senseless-hit-and-run/#comments Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:30:22 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=2030 Read more »]]>
Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The song in this video is Teresa Tang – The Moon Represents My Heart :: 月亮代表我的心《邓丽君》.

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]]> http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-a-graphic-senseless-hit-and-run/feed/ 6 Traffic Light: Drunk People On The Highway http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-drunk-people-on-the-highway/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-drunk-people-on-the-highway/#comments Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:30:24 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=1894
Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music — though this time, even the music is the show’s.

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]]> http://beijingcream.com/2012/04/traffic-light-drunk-people-on-the-highway/feed/ 2 Traffic Light: Walking Head-On Into Traffic Is Not Advisable http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-walking-head-on-into-traffic/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-walking-head-on-into-traffic/#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2012 11:30:34 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=1781
Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The song in this video is Zhong Chi – Easy World《钟茌》.

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]]> http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-walking-head-on-into-traffic/feed/ 0 Traffic Light: Female Driver Takes Out Two Bicyclists, Pedestrian http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-female-driver-takes-out-two-bicyclists-pedestrian/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-female-driver-takes-out-two-bicyclists-pedestrian/#comments Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:00:40 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=1696
The voiceover tells us she’s female. Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The song in this video is R. Kelly – I Believe I Can Fly.

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]]> http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-female-driver-takes-out-two-bicyclists-pedestrian/feed/ 0 Traffic Light: Drivers Who Accelerate When They Mean To Brake, Part 2 http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-accelerate-instead-of-brake-2/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-accelerate-instead-of-brake-2/#comments Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:00:17 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=1544
Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The song in this video is He Wenjun – Naxi Trilogy :: 和文军《納西三部曲》.

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Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The song in this video is Second Hand Rose – Train Will Start Soon :: 二手玫瑰《火车快开》.

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]]> http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-accelerate-instead-of-brake-1/feed/ 3 Traffic Light: This Is Why It’s Important To Always Check The Blindside http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-this-is-why-its-important-to-always-check-the-blindside/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-this-is-why-its-important-to-always-check-the-blindside/#comments Thu, 01 Mar 2012 11:30:15 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=947
Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music.

The songs in the YouTube video are Tang Dynasty’s “Run” and “Fengchan Ji” :: 唐朝乐队《跑》,《封禅祭》.

The song in the Youku video is Hanggai (杭盖) – The Drinking Song.

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]]> http://beijingcream.com/2012/03/traffic-light-this-is-why-its-important-to-always-check-the-blindside/feed/ 1 BTV’s ‘Traffic Light’ Set To Music – A Beijing Cream Presentation, The Start Of A Horrific Thing http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/traffic-light-01-when-on-a-scooter/ http://beijingcream.com/2012/02/traffic-light-01-when-on-a-scooter/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:30:11 +0000 http://beijingcream.com/?p=466
Youku video for those in China after the jump.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music. This is the first video in a weekly series.

The song in this video is No. 43 Baojia Street – I Really Need You :: 我真的需要你《鲍家街43号》. 

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