@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @fatlosstips2.

I didn’t want to have to tell you this, China Daily, but you’ve been getting a bit soft around the hips. Maybe you’d like to do something about that?

Gargle gargle, nom nom nom.

I know someone. Or thing. Her name is Marti Gray. Former health educator. You can tweet at her.

China Daily: Looks around like a sad puppy, ready to follow home first person it sees.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@Sexy_Cute_Olivi
@monkeyconomist
@BritneySpearsFC
@tweet_flirt
@Ivanka3000
@donut55
@Wi1ls0n
@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @Sexy_Cute_Olivi.

What makes Miss Olivia so sexy? Is it her hair? Is it her blondness? Is it her insatiable passion for life and living, the reds and rock music of our everyday world?

Or is it her ability to shill? “No Fees To Register. Win a Car from 100% free online lottery. Win the car of a lifetime: live the dream. promo.” “Do NOT Pay For White Teeth! Learn the trick discovered by a mom to turn yellow teeth white for $5 promo.” “$1,500 Free Gift Card to your best stores (shoes, toys,home,etc) Just complete a short survey & qualify. promo.” “OMG. OMG. US, Canada, UK, India domains chaos. Domain prices drop to $1.99. OrderYourName.com sanctioned? spon.”

Spon and shill only almost sound like “sex,” but alas, it seems like our lascivious lass is merely exploiting man’s biological impulse for personal gain (of Twitter followers).

Except… there is one thing kind of sexy about Miss Sexy Olivia (sorry, Miss.Sexy Olivia). Here is the top post on her website, Sexy’s Blog, from December 11, 2009:

Even the coolest intimate relations will be richer if you add some novelties and surprises in it. Nowadays there are a lot of sex shops almost in every city around the world, where you can find erotic accessories starting with sexy lingerie of different styles ending with dildos and vaginas.

These are the people that China Daily follow.

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@monkeyconomist
@BritneySpearsFC
@tweet_flirt
@Ivanka3000
@donut55
@Wi1ls0n
@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @monkeyconomist.

OK, this is getting a little ridiculous. A monkey following 10 people can count China Daily as one of its 27 followers? (Note: as of now, Mr Jenkins only has 25 followers, and China Daily remains one of them.) FOLLOW ME ALREADY, DAMNIT.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@BritneySpearsFC
@tweet_flirt
@Ivanka3000
@donut55
@Wi1ls0n
@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @BritneySpearsFC.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@tweet_flirt
@Ivanka3000
@donut55
@Wi1ls0n
@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @tweet_flirt.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@Ivanka3000
@donut55
@Wi1ls0n
@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @Ivanka3000.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@donut55
@Wi1ls0n
@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @donut55.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@Wi1ls0n
@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

To the proprietor(s) of @China_Daily: if you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m not asking for much. Feel free to keep following porn stars and backwoods neocons and horsey lovers and this guy here, Mr. Loverboy, all the while pumping out tweets such as “DPRK’s satellite launch plan ‘provocative’: US http://bit.ly/zRPhpv” and “Matchmaking pet owners flock to Shanghai http://tinyurl.com/6ovd6x2.” Meanwhile, here I am, right here, just waiting.

Let me know when you’ve gotten the hint.

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @Wi1ls0n.

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@nudecelebvideos
@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

Also see: Who Is Global Times Following?

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @nudecelebvideos.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@esresnick
@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

Also see: Who Is Global Times Following?

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @esresnick.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@slavegirlm
@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

Also see: Who Is Global Times Following?

@China_Daily does not follow @beijingcream, but it does follow @slavegirlm.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@TPO_Hisself
@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

Also see: Who Is Global Times Following?

@beijingcream does not follow @TPO_Hisself. But @China_Daily does.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@DickAmateur
@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@beijingcream does not follow @DickAmateur. But @China_Daily does.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@dbnipslip
@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases

@beijingcream does not follow @dbnipslip. But @China_Daily does.

Previously in Who Is China Daily Following?

@NaughtyBlondy18
@sexbases