Today on C4: The history of peeing against the Forbidden City wall... and, look, while we're talking about this, let's mention that there's a scene in this episode that you simply aren't going to see in any other state media outlet. I'm not talking about "robot testicles in my face," which, while we're thinking about it, seems pretty unlikely to be repeated on CCTV, either.
Today on C4: Drinking makes you feel like you have a brain tumor. It's Sunday afternoon, so surely you know what we're talking about, reader. Rob can relate.
