Here We Go Again: Toddler Poops In Airplane Aisle
Kids do the darndest things. From everybody’s Sina Weibo accounts, this:
Well that escalated. Lookee from subway to plane cabin.
That’s the opening line to the post introducing the image, featuring a kid squatting in the aisle of an airplane and dropping a deuce. Most commenters seem unhappy that the parents would allow such a thing to happen, but hardly surprised. Here’s a toddler pooping in a Taiwan airport, here’s a toddler pooping in a Shenzhen hospital, and the image that started it all — the “subway” reference in the above blockquote — here’s a kid pooping on a moving train.
Other places we expect to see toddlers embarrass their parents with their bowels, ranked from most likely to most desired:
- Funeral parlor
- Public bus
- Teacher’s desk
- Fruit basket
- Doorstep of Fang Binxing
- Xi Jinping parade route
- Moon bounce castle
Hey, parents… it might be time:
(H/T RFH @MissXQ)
mr. wiener
What a shite story.
KopyKatKiller
Chinese just love watching kids taking a shit. Must be because they are so used to watching Chinese television
Gay Chevara
Maybe he was just making his feelings known about China Eastern.
I know how I feel about them.
KopyKatKiller
lol!
wafflestomp
So true! China Eastern is the worst airline.
Brown Lotus Blossoms
Kudos to all the passengers who said nothing. They walk in shit in a very civilized manner.
terroir
While it’s great to come here for my daily scoop of “The State of Poop in China”, I’d bet a deuce that the parents aren’t embarrassed and this continual attempt to shame these parents online won’t work: either they don’t have internet or that these highly devoted parents will suffer anything in order to protect their children.
All that remains is a brown legacy for observers to sneer at.
mr. wiener
Does good etiquette demand that one grind the offending stool into the carpet with one’s heel or ignore said turd? Market research wants to know. As the Chinese become more rich and refined maybe there will be a market for a foldout kiddy pooper-scooper.
Gay Chevara
If they’re on a plane, they’ve got internet.
But they will not feel ashamed. Chinese people seem to never feel ashamed of their children’s actions.
Unless they fail the Gao Kao.
fdawei
Despicable on the part of the parents and child.
We have a classless, tasteless and unsophisticated, but monied, society that allows Chinese to travel everywhere, but also doesn’t train them to act in an acceptable fashion. You can’t take the country out of a “rich” country bumpkin.
Boooooooooya
SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING
wafflestomp
Yo man I’m getting really tired of this shit.
Fred
Shit doesn’t just happen, shit takes time.
wafflestomp
Can you stop spewing that crap everywhere?
KopyKatKiller
Better headline: “Chinese kid takes dump in plane’s aisle. Interested Chinese citizens look on with profound appreciation for their 5000 years of culture!”
Big Pile O' Fragrant Roses
I love the smell of shit contained in a pressurized cabin for a couple hours.
Chinese Netizen
All you make jokes about this poo and commenting against 5,000 years of glorious Chinese culture!!! Damned to you in Hell!!!
You hurt the feelings of the Chinese poople and will incur our wrath!!!!
Anon
The chinese have no wrath…