Kids do the darndest things. From everybody’s Sina Weibo accounts, this:
Well that escalated. Lookee from subway to plane cabin.
That’s the opening line to the post introducing the image, featuring a kid squatting in the aisle of an airplane and dropping a deuce. Most commenters seem unhappy that the parents would allow such a thing to happen, but hardly surprised. Here’s a toddler pooping in a Taiwan airport, here’s a toddler pooping in a Shenzhen hospital, and the image that started it all — the “subway” reference in the above blockquote — here’s a kid pooping on a moving train.
Other places we expect to see toddlers embarrass their parents with their bowels, ranked from most likely to most desired:
- Funeral parlor
- Public bus
- Teacher’s desk
- Fruit basket
- Doorstep of Fang Binxing
- Xi Jinping parade route
- Moon bounce castle
Hey, parents… it might be time:
(H/T RFH @MissXQ)