Popular VPN Service Astrill Is Down Because Of DDoS Attack, Company Reveals On Twitter

Astrill wants its users to know it was the target of a distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attack yesterday, and that they "are experiencing technical issues with our API servers," and are investigating, and "apologize for any inconvenience this may cause." Unfortunately, if you are in China and only use Astrill, it's unlikely you've gotten this message (unless you happened to see it on Reddit). Astrill's ...

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Here’s Xi Jinping And Barack Obama As Winnie The Pooh And Tigger

The above was posted to Sina Weibo recently and was, of course, deleted. If it doesn't seem like a picture that compares China's president to a chubby bear with a sweet tooth would be allowed to stand, it's because a picture that compares China's president to a chubby bear with a sweet tooth isn't allowed to stand, even if it's done in good fun (as the above obviously is). But as we've said before: censors ...

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Durex Learns You’re Not Allowed To Photoshop A Condom Into Xi Jinping’s Breast Pocket

Those wonderful viral marketers at Durex -- who were responsible for this ad that implied Barack Obama has a bigger penis than Mitt Romney -- sprinkled some photoshop magic to one particular photo of Xi Jinping and Peng Liyuan that's been making the rounds. In the original -- somewhat lampooned because China's First Lady is using an iPhone -- Xi Jinping definitely does not have a condom in his breast pocket ...

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To Serve People Tiananmen Special: The Global Times Reminds You To Shut The Fuck Up

Global Times chose June 4 to publish two editorials about how the Internet and media need to be brutally censored. One editorial is by Shan Renping -- the party’s stupidest editorial lapdog -- and the other is from the rat-infested oozing pile of vomit and bile shat through the vagina of a dead yet zombified tapeworm screaming at the top of its intestines, Hu Xijin. Let’s start with Hu: “Web regulation in p ...

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Please Read Murong Xuecun’s Open Letter To His Censor

Murong Xuecun has seen all his microblogs deleted (May 11), reinstated (May 17), and deleted again (May 18). Anyone who gets jerked around like this has reason to be upset; Murong, more so, considering he had millions of followers and thousands of entries accumulated over three years, and because, as he himself puts it, "to a writer, the words he writes are more important to him than his life." ...

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Murong Xuecun: “Who Gives You The Power To Deprive Citizens Of Their Right To Free Speech?”

Hao Qun, 39, better known by his pen name Murong Xuecun, saw all of his weibos -- Sina, Tencent, NetEase, and Sohu -- deleted on Saturday. Successive attempts to re-register were quickly thwarted as well. He lost 1.85 million followers, but it's China and its ignoble band of fucking censors who have lost more: repute. Face. Or does that suddenly not matter? ...

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Senior Chinese Pornography Censor Watches A Lot Of Porn, Hates It

We talk about censors as if they weren't real, but SCMP serves us this useful reminder that the people deleting your videos, expurgating articles, handcuffing artists, destroying the TV and entertainment industry, and -- the of course of "of courses" -- blocking porn, are made of flesh and blood, with intellectual capacities, however stunted, and human desires. Well, some used to have human desires, before ...

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PEN International Launches Full Assault On Chinese Censorship

Do you share our disdain for censorship? If so, it's not too late to check out last week's PEN International report on Chinese censorship, "Creativity and Constraint in Today's China." Launched on World Press Freedom Day as a culmination of five years of work, "the report is a frank assessment of the climate of freedom of expression in the world’s most populous state," featuring firsthand accounts and essay ...

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South Beijing Teeming With Police In Response To Massive Protest After Death Of Allegedly Gang-Raped Girl [UPDATE]

A massive police and paramilitary presence has descended upon Fengtai District around Jingwen Clothing and Apparel Shopping Mall, the scene of either a suicide or murder last Friday. On May 3, a young woman from Anhui province fell to her death from the Jingwen building after allegedly being gang-raped. Police hastily ruled her death a suicide and refused her family's request to see the surveillance footage ...

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Snipped Django Set For Re-Release In China On May 7

Django Unchained is ready for mainland Chinese theaters again. According to Sina, Quentin Tarantion's revenge epic will be screened beginning May 7, with "full-frontal nudity removed." There was hardly any full-frontal nudity in the movie to begin with, but if that's what it takes, so be it. By now everyone who wants to see it probably has online or via pirated DVDs, but whatever. Censors work in mysterious ...

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Chinese Government Is Really Sick Of Its Publications Falling For Satire, Bans Quoting From Foreign Media

The "falling for satire" bit is our little extrapolation, but what other funny way to explain this? Via SCMP: "All kinds of media work units may not use any unauthorised news products provided by foreign media or foreign websites," according to a notice issued by the General Administration of Press, Publication, Radio, Film and Television. This came on the heels of David Barboza winning a Pulitzer for his W ...

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Django Unchained May Be Returning To Chinese Theaters After Further Cuts

Good news and bad news for those itching to watch Django Unchained. Seeing Red in China reports via China News that it might be returning to mainland China theaters, though likely not in its current form. There have been reports today that Django could be resumed late this month in Chinese theaters, provided that director Tarantino will cut what the Chinese censors ask him to cut. The New York Times elabora ...

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Django Unchained Will Not Be Showing In China After All [UPDATE]

Django Unchained has officially been pulled out of every mainland Chinese theater. We first reported earlier today that authorities abruptly shut down the movie's Beijing premiere, but at least those in attendance at the Sanlitun cineplex got to see one minute of Quentin Tarantino's revenge flick. Elsewhere in China, the movie never made it to the screen, according to AP. The rare suspension order by import ...

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Beijing Premiere Of Django Unchained Reportedly Halted One Minute After It Begins, Censors To Blame [UPDATE]

According to Sina Weibo user @血一刀, the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained at the Sanlitun cineplex in Beijing was interrupted just one minute after it began: Staff members came in and said SARFT called and told them to postpone!! Who can tell me what the fuck is going on? @血一刀's post, from 10:34 am today, was forwarded by Li Kaifu, he of the 36.6 million Sina Weibo followers. Most people are n ...

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Yan Lianke: China’s version of history has created “amnesic generation”

"I used to assume history and memory would always triumph over temporary aberrations and return to their rightful place," writes author Yan Lianke in this New York Times op-ed. "It now appears the opposite is true." China is winnowing memory out of its people, creating an "amnesic generation," Yan argues. It's "state-sponsored amnesia," a phrase designed to send shivers up one's spine. ...

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