Traffic Light Archives (Youku)

Here is the Traffic Light Archives with videos on YouTube.

Traffic Light (红绿灯) is a show on Beijing Television (BTV) that airs an ostensibly instructional segment called “Accidents That Should Never Happen.” Everything about it is ridiculous. The only way to make it more ridiculous is to watch it in slow motion, set to music (identified in italics). Here are the posts in blog view.

• 2012.02.23 When On A Scooter No. 43 Baojia Street – I Really Need You :: 我真的需要你《鲍家街43号》
  
• 2012.03.01 The Blindside Hanggai (杭盖) – The Drinking Song
   
• 2012.03.08 Accelerate Instead Of Brake Part 1 Second Hand Rose – Train Will Start Soon :: 火车快开《二手玫瑰》
   
• 2012.03.15 Accelerate Instead Of Brake, Part 2 He Wenjun – Naxi Trilogy :: 納西三部曲《和文军》
   
• 2012.03.22 Female Driver Takes Out Two Bicyclists, Pedestrian R. Kelly – I Believe I Can Fly
  
• 2012.03.29 Walking Head-On Into Traffic Is Not Advisable Zhong Chi – Easy World《钟茌》
  
• 2012.04.05 Drunk People On The Highway
  
• 2012.04.12 A Graphic, Senseless Hit-And-Run Teresa Tang – The Moon Represents My Heart :: 月亮代表我的心《邓丽君》
  
• 2012.04.19 These Two Rear-Enders Could Not Be More Different Black Panther – Don’t Entangle Me :: 别来纠缠我《黑豹》
  
• 2012.04.26 The Crosswalk Is A Novel Thing Cold Fairyland – Seeds of the Ground :: 地上的种子《冷酷仙境》