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Lonelyhearts Archives

Lonelyhearts: A Rundown of Beijing’s Most Eligible is a weekly column in which Jorge trawls Beijing’s classifieds to find the best and worst in the world of personal ads. Here are the posts in blog view.

  • 2012.02.24 The Boy Scout, Top Gun, The Priest, HOLY SHIT IT’S YOU!
  • 2012.03.02 The Weatherman, “Flute Player,” Pot O’ Gold, Aussie Who Speaks Slowly

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  • Your Readers At Flash Fiction For Charity (Sunday, 2:30 pm), ft. Kaiser Kuo, Susan Barker

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