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The Seedy Underbelly Of Beijing Craigslist Is Seedier Than You Thought

By Anthony Tao May 14, 2012 10:13 am   Comments: 2

What about eggplant?
(H/T Kay) Apologies for the incredibly bad pun. It’s tough to top “Blowjob for tomatoes” though, all things considered. At least this posting is funny, unlike some others:

Tags: Lonelyhearts

Lonelyhearts: A Rundown Of Beijing’s Most Eligible

By Jorge March 2, 2012 5:50 pm   Comments: 4

This girl needs an Irish Ball date. BTW, Irish Ball tickets are 1000 RMB each.
This week: A Canadian, an Aussie, an Irish-phile… and calling on all who know how to blow (a “flute”).

Tags: Lonelyhearts

Lonelyhearts: A Rundown Of Beijing’s Most Eligible

By Jorge February 24, 2012 11:00 am   Comments: 0

Lonelyhearts 01
Your weekly guide to Beijing’s most eligible singles.

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