Beijing Cream
Follow @beijingcream
  • Categories
    • General
    • BeiWatch
    • 5000 Years
    • Wok of Art
    • One Dream
    • The East is Read
  • Bylines
    • By Anthony Tao
    • By RFH
    • By TAR Nation
    • By Beige Wind
    • By Beijing Cream
    • By Morgan Short
    • OTHERS >>
  • The Cream Factory
    • Three Shots With
    • Laowai Comics
    • Dispatches From Xinjiang
    • To Serve People
    • That Asshole Drake
    • Sindicator
    • Beijing Slice
    • Chinagog
    • Traffic Light
    • Yishus
    • The Licentiate’s Ledger
  • Features
    • Bloc Party
    • Week in Review
    • 50 Sense
    • Outro
    • Censorship
    • Fight
    • The Road
    • Poetry Night
    • Who Is China Daily Following
    • Chillax
    • C4
    • Picture of the Day
    • Art Review
  • Creme de la Creme
  • The Creamcast
  • 3 Shots

Bull In Wuhan Escapes Slaughterhouse: Watch It Dash For Freedom, Cause Three-Hour Traffic Jam

By Anthony Tao December 24, 2012 12:05 pm   Comments: 4

Bull dashes for freedom
This is kind of a sad story not at all befitting the circus music in the video, with no comedic kick. A bull in Wuhan, Hubei province managed to escape from its slaughterhouse on Saturday — who knows what inspirational dash it made, eluding its human captors while cheered by his fellow inmates as if... Read more »

Tags: Animal, Bull, Video

Here’s A Bullfight In Guizhou, And Of Course It’s Funny

By Anthony Tao September 21, 2012 1:30 pm   Comments: 4

Guizhou bullfight featured image
In Spain, people watch bullfights for the pageantry and the matador’s distinctive flair, and, perhaps for some, the climactic coup de grace. In Guizhou, on this August 11 day, at least, people watch for the comedy of poor rural handlers scampering at and away from a charging beast. (Kind of like this, actually.) How many... Read more »

Tags: Animal, Bull, Video

Bull Runs Roughshod In City Street, Much To One Man’s Particular Dismay

By Anthony Tao September 20, 2012 3:15 pm   Comments: 1

Bull Runs Roughshod In City Street, Much To One Man’s Particular Dismay featured image
In Jinhua, Zhejiang province on Saturday, a bull was loosed on the streets, and it was none too happy. Also not happy, we imagine: the man just minding his own business when the bull knocks him off his bike. A bit of hilarious hopscotching follows. Alas, it ends all too soon. Run, man, run!

Tags: Animal, Bull, Video

“Bull Tit Anus” Is Not The Ideal Store Name

By Anthony Tao August 13, 2012 9:00 am   Comments: 3

Bull tit anus, eh?
I don't know, maybe Bull Tit Anus is the perfect name for a store. I'd certainly pop a head in if I saw it on the street.

Tags: Bull, Chinglish

BJC TV

Random Posts

  • Man Ingests Rabies, Dies After Refusing Treatment

    Man Ingests Rabies, Dies After Refusing Treatment

  • Jon Stewart And Neil deGrasse Tyson Talk About China’s Pollution, Space Laser

    Jon Stewart And Neil deGrasse Tyson Talk About China’s Pollution, Space Laser

  • Check Out These Incredible Counterfeit Beers At China’s National Food And Beverage Fair

    Check Out These Incredible Counterfeit Beers At China’s National Food And Beverage Fair

  • And Now Here Is A Beauty Pageant For Cows

    And Now Here Is A Beauty Pageant For Cows

Join the Conversation

  • Lol on Police Are Now Using Pistols And Shovels To Kill Tibetan Mastiffs
  • Lol on Police Are Now Using Pistols And Shovels To Kill Tibetan Mastiffs
  • Tippy on Police Are Now Using Pistols And Shovels To Kill Tibetan Mastiffs
  • Carol Mezher on Chinese Thieves Brutally Assaulted, Smashed With Concrete Blocks [Disturbing]
  • john on Shanghai Craigslist Ad Doesn’t Beat Around The Bush
  • Lucy on In Beijing, 20 Million People Pretend to Live :: 在北京,有2000万人假装在生活 (full translation)
  • no comments on Meme Thursday: Jiang Zemin, This Is Your Meme Life
  • Elias on “Like a hammer to the head” Review: Arthur Meursalt’s ‘Party Members’
  • Squid on “Like a hammer to the head” Review: Arthur Meursalt’s ‘Party Members’
  • Marc on Chinagog: What “Chinese With Mike” Does Wrong, And What It Does Right
  • Angela conrad on Man Ejaculates On Woman In Subway
  • Henry Pinch on Here We Go Again: Toddler Poops In Airplane Aisle
  • DerekF on Did Ken Livingstone Crony and Anti-Occupy Spokesman John Ross “Censor” the Global Times?
  • DerekF on Did Ken Livingstone Crony and Anti-Occupy Spokesman John Ross “Censor” the Global Times?
  • john on Shenzhen Police Say An American Raped A 16-Year-Old Chinese Girl Last Month [UPDATE]

Archives

  • About
  • Advertise with Beijing Cream
  • Week In Review Archives

© 2023 Beijing Cream.

Scroll to top