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“China’s Dead Sea” Is A Really Frickin’ Crowded Swimming Pool

By Anthony Tao July 30, 2013 3:53 pm   Comments: 1

Crowded Chinese swimming pool
Take a good look at this pool in Daying county, Sichuan province, which people delightfully call "China's Dead Sea." Mmmm, human skin salt.

Tags: Featured, Squeeze, Video

2 Bikes, 9 Riders, 3 Dead: The Definition Of A Bad Traffic Accident

By Anthony Tao July 24, 2013 12:55 pm   Comments: 1

2 motorcycles 9 riders 3 dead
Sometimes it's not cool to see how many people can squeeze onto the same motorbike or vehicle. Sometimes it's dangerous, as nine young riders in Yubei, a district in Chongqing, learned recently.

Tags: Squeeze, The Road

Today In Lots Of Chinese People In Not A Lot Of Space: Workers On A Truck

By Anthony Tao July 17, 2013 9:00 am   Comments: 0

Many migrant workers in a truck
At least 17 migrant workers managed to squeeze onto the back of a single truck in Qingyuan, Guangdong province, as noticed by Car News China. Or is it 18? Are there some hidden behind that row of people against the railing? Maybe 19. Do we have 20?

Tags: Squeeze

The Corollary To The Clown Van That Holds 50 Schoolkids Is This Trike That Holds 31

By Anthony Tao May 29, 2013 4:15 pm   Comments: 2

31 kids sit in trike
Totally safe.

Tags: Henan, Squeeze, Toddlers

How Many Children Can You Squeeze Into A Van?

By Anthony Tao May 29, 2013 1:49 am   Comments: 5

How many children can you put into a van?
Look at this van. How many young children can fit inside? (No, this isn't a variation of a dead baby joke.) At least 40? At least 40. Because it's a clown van, and the gimmick is there's always room for one more than you'd expect.

Tags: Bus, Squeeze, Toddlers, Video

What Happens When Five People On The Same Motorcycle Get Hit By A Car?

By Anthony Tao June 1, 2012 3:28 pm   Comments: 9

What Happens When Five People On The Same Motorcycle Get Hit By A Car?
There's a punchline here that I can't quite find. Maybe you can do it.

Tags: Squeeze, The Road

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