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“Pee Straight Funnel” Represents The Best And Worst Of Chinese Innovation

By Anthony Tao September 4, 2013 3:30 am   Comments: 2

Pee straight funnel in Shenzhen
A key to entrepreneurial success is being unafraid to be great while also being unafraid to fail. The "pee straight funnel," without a doubt, will fail as a commercial item -- but that doesn't mean it's not great.

Tags: Chinese Innovation, Indecency, Shenzhen

Woman Drowns In Submerged Car Because Rescuers Took Three Hours To Reach Her

By Anthony Tao September 2, 2013 6:58 pm   Comments: 3

Woman drowns in car in Shenzhen
Imagine being trapped in a car stuck in a culvert amid heavy rain. The water level slowly rises, starting from the knees. You call the police. One hour passes. It's at your neck. Two hours. Your mouth. And still, no signs of rescuers...

Tags: News, Rain, Shenzhen

Maybe This Will Help Men Pee Better, But We Doubt It

By Anthony Tao August 21, 2013 11:39 am   Comments: 1

Urinal pee restriction fine
In many places, urinals are more of an idea, an abstraction, than a physical thing. How else to explain, in many of the more derelict public facilities, the puddles of urine everywhere, the sticky floor, the rivulets of pee that flow in circles?

Tags: Indecency, Shenzhen

Shenzhen Newspaper Wants You To Know Its City Is Flawless. Also, 28 Celsius

By Anthony Tao August 14, 2013 1:29 am   Comments: 10

Shenzhen we are 28 C
Last month, Conde Nast readers chose Shenzhen and Guangzhou as among the world's unfriendliest cities. You know who disagrees? State-owned Shenzhen Evening News, which published a rather incredible article on August 6.

Tags: Shenzhen

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