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Light Punishment Comes Down On Shanghai’s Highway Urinators, Netizens Not Happy

Remember the above? The picture appeared on Sina Weibo in March, with the accompanying message: A group of laowai collectively pee on a Shanghai overpass, while smirking! Can only say __ doesn’t have national boundaries! Please fill in the blank! The incident was investigated, with police eventually saying no punishment would come to the foreigners due to a lack of relevant laws. ...

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Another Public Pooper Caught On Camera In Shenzhen Subway

Yes, we too are beginning to suffer from scat fatigue, but... meh. We sort of have a theme going, and it'd be a shame to neglect it. This one comes via The Nanfang: A picture of a woman pooping on a platform in a station along Shenzhen’s Luobao Line has already been forwarded by three respected, Shenzhen-based microblogs: Shenzhen’s Big and Small Issues, Shenzhen Metropolitan Round-up, and Baoan Life. ...

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Woman Poops In Shenzhen Subway Elevator, Caught On Video

What is a public space? Who belongs? And what are the things that one can do in this place? Poop? In this video, a middle-aged woman, on an elevator in Shenzhen's Subway Line 3, suddenly feels the call of nature, so she drops trou and takes a dump. Her companion, a middle-aged male, stands beside her and holds a button to keep the elevator doors closed. Neither clean up the mess, because, you know, who clea ...

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People’s Daily’s New Headquarters Is More Than A Little Phallic

There's phallic -- the Washington Monument, skyscrapers, ice cream drumsticks -- and then there's penis. Behold the above, purportedly the new headquarters of People's Daily. As Hug China explains: Pictures of the People’s Daily new headquarters that is under furnishing at the moment have gone viral on Chinese social media. One of the picture taken by a netizen from a special angle on April 11 when the top ...

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Pissing Laowai Escape Punishment, But Bus Driver Might Get Fined?

Does this make any sense? Via Shanghai Daily: The six Danes who got off from a bus on the middle of an elevated road to urinate in full view of the public are likely to be let off but the bus driver could face a 200 yuan fine. Also, six demerit points. (A driver only has 12 to spare before he loses his license.) So, why can't the foreigners -- Danes, reportedly -- be punished for doing this on Saturday afte ...

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Here We Go Again: Toddler Poops In Airplane Aisle

Kids do the darndest things. From everybody's Sina Weibo accounts, this: Well that escalated. Lookee from subway to plane cabin. That's the opening line to the post introducing the image, featuring a kid squatting in the aisle of an airplane and dropping a deuce. Most commenters seem unhappy that the parents would allow such a thing to happen, but hardly surprised. ...

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Mainland Toddler Poops In Taiwan Airport, Predictable Uproar Ensues

Ah yes, another moment in Chinese poop history. In a Taiwan airport recently, someone snapped a picture of a toddler defecating onto a newspaper in the middle of the ground, reportedly with a bathroom nearby. Culture, right? What can ya do? The photograph found its way to Facebook and then Taiwan's NOW News, and people are kind of unhappy. ...

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How Wrong Is It To Use Nude Children In Billboard Advertising? Shenzhen Agency Finds Out

The Shenzhen ad firm Lanbite Advertising has come under fire recently for an eight-meter-high billboard on the Shenzhen-Hong Kong border that shows four naked children playing in the grass. SCMP has the news: Since the advert first appeared late last month, tens of thousands of commuters passing between Lok Ma Chau and Huanggang in Shenzhen have probably seen it. "It should be a private picture for a mother ...

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Man Casually Pees Off Beijing Subway Platform On A Monday Afternoon [UPDATE]

Here's the thing I really like about Beijing's subway: there are bathrooms at the end of most platforms. (Contrast to, say, New York, where everyone has peed onto subway tracks at least once.) This guy here, however, does not care -- because why walk to the end when you can just relieve yourself in the middle? We'd like to give him a pass here, but the video description tells us that this happened on Monday ...

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Hangzhou’s Subway Opened On Sunday, And People Are Already Peeing In Its Carriages

Hangzhou's Subway Line 1 opened on Sunday with a four-day "free subway" campaign. That was a bad idea, it turns out. On the third day, Tuesday, passenger volume reached nearly 70,000 by 5 pm, reports People's Daily, which ran the above photo (a kid relieving himself in the subway... again) in a story headlined "Uncivilized behaviors on newly opened Hangzhou subway." According to PD, emphasis mine: "While pe ...

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Moments In Poop History: This Kid On The Guangzhou Subway

This is one of those stories that Chinese netizens would probably prefer to keep bottled up within the confines of Chinese social media, considering mainlanders already have a reputation for being shameless when it comes to public defecation. On Saturday, someone posted onto Sina Weibo a picture of a boy pooping on a crowded Guangzhou subway train. "I was shocked today," the person wrote. "This is what I sa ...

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A Reminder That There Are Better Places To Take A Massive Leak Than In Front Of A Toll Booth Operator And Camera

This man on the Hangzhou-Ningbo Highway in Zhejiang province really had to use the bathroom, so he hopped out of his car (presumably) and took a leak right in front of a toll booth. Not sure that's the best place: all these booths are equipped with surveillance cameras, as we've seen before. The operator first says, "There are cars, cars! There are cars!" and then, realizing what the man was doing, turned h ...

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Within One Minute, This Student Will Fall Through A Bathroom Roof Four Times

We all know shit happens. But when it happens four times? That's a higher power telling you to stop being you. This video is a blast from the past, specifically September 12, 2009 (original Tudou video after the jump for those in China). It's worth sharing now as a reminder that talent and intelligence are important, but nothing is more important than perseverance. When you fall, get back up. When you fall ...

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This Is Officially The Most Nauseating Picture Of A Squat Toilet We’ve Ever Seen

Southern Metropolis Daily has the story of a baby found in the squat toilet of a Dongguan shoe factory yesterday (that hurt to write). The picture you see above comes from The Nanfang, which tells us: Police immediately began an investigation to locate the child’s mother. Officers from Liaobu Hengkeng Police Station searched the factory’s dormitories, asking whether any of the workers had been pregnant rece ...

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Found In Chinese Media: Public Urination Has Never Looked Like This Before

You've probably seen kids peeing and pooping in the streets of China -- and you would turn a blind eye to it, I'm sure -- but have you ever seen a boy peeing into a paper cup, held by his father, at a hotpot restaurant, over food, in front of all the other diners? At the risk of implicating myself in a future child porn sting, I will mention his shirt is lifted and trousers dropped to just above the knees. ...

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