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When The Apocalypse Arrives, This Chinese Villager Will Die In The Safety Of His Giant Ball

Liu Qiyuan, 45, isn't letting the end of the world take him alive. He's built seven spherical survival pods, each costing about $50,000, that are water-proof, ice-proof, and fire-proof. "Only my daughter supports me," Liu says. "Practically everyone else thinks I'm crazy." "If there is really some kind of apocalypse, then if you use my product, it has the ability to save people, and I think that would be my ...

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To Survive Upcoming Apocalypse, Man Builds Boat That May Or May Not Float

First, I'm not sure what makes this boat something that can survive the apocalypse; is it the railing up there? Second, I'm not sure this boat can float. But in defense of Lu Zhenghai, a man in Urumqi, Xinjiang who spent his life savings of 1 million yuan building this vessel, it's not exactly done. Quoting Global Times: Lu said that due to a lack of funds, the boat is still not completed after two years of ...

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Homemade Lamborghini Works! Here’s Video

Alicia wrote about a homemade Lamborghini last week, used to "deliver fertilizer." Netizens have dubbed it the "most awesome sports car ever," but we expressed a reasonable dose of skepticism as to whether it actually works, because after all -- homemade Lamborghini. Our doubts have been laid to rest. While it's uncertain whether it can go fast, at least this awesome sports car can go. Via ITN, here's a vid ...

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This Is Awesome: Father-Son Duo Invent Water-Propelled Jetpack

A father and his 26-year-old son, Xu Furong and Xu Tiehong, have invented a jetpack in China. Of course they have, because that's just how the Chinese do. This tandem-operated contraption uses basic Newtonian principles (action-reaction) to blast a human being 30 meters into the air and suspend him there, as shown off on Monday at Haining, Zhejiang province. This video marks the first time the public has se ...

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Chinese Man Builds Homemade Submarine, And Here’s Proof That It Works

Innovation level: Asian. Earlier this month, Chinese media reported on a homemade submarine called "Sacred Dragon 2," which creator Zhang Junlin, a retired police officer in Fuyang, Anhui province, said could dive 50 meters underwater and travel up to 15 kilometers per hour. One or both of those figures was probably hopeful thinking, but look no further for confirmation that the vessel at least works. Last ...

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Homemade Lamborghini In China Dubbed “Most Awesome Sports Car Ever”

By Alicia This “Lamborghini” made with spare parts from other cars and steel pipes is the ultimate passion project. Wang Jian, 28, from Siyang, Jiangsu province reportedly spent 60,000 yuan to construct this life-size replica model of the classic Italian sports car (maybe the Gallardo?), and slapped on the license plate "王NB0001” (the character is Wang, and "NB" is slang for "awesome"). Chinese netizens hav ...

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Chinese Inventor Builds “Noah’s Ark,” An Indestructible Ball That Can Support Life

If you can't find it, build it. Noah's Ark is the creatively named project of Chinese inventor Yang Zongfu, an insulated, breathable, livable yellow ball that we're told can withstand 1,700 degrees Celsius of heat, survive a magnitude-10 earthquake, and support life for a year (not like James's Giant Peach, we don't think, but it supports lots of supplies). Also, it's waterproof. According to Dongfang News ...

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Here’s A Guy Ski-Boarding Down The Street

Wearing what could possibly be a fake Lakers jersey and shorts. We think one of his feet is in a plastic tub. The video description says he's like the wind, which would only be true if the wind lik shimmies like his. Nothing else is known. Youku video for those in China after the jump. ...

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Father Converts Van Into A Swimming Pool For His Son

Have you ever been to a Chinese public pool? They're usually crowded, the water's inevitably dirty, and young children should probably never be allowed near. So what do you do when your kid is desperate for a dip? Here's another tale of Chinese innovation: in Wenzhou, Zhejiang, a father removed the seats in the back of his microvan -- one of those classic Chinese "bread vans" -- and used nylon and steel wir ...

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Jerry-Rigged Tractor Thingymajig Rolls To Its Own Beat

Migrant workers in Wenzhou, Zhejiang province have upped a bar previously set by Sofa Car Man and Homemade Soapbox Derby for Most Unexpectedly Innovative in China. The question: how does one transport an electricity pole from Point A to B without spending the few extra bucks to hire a truck? Answer: Attach the motor of a tractor to one end of said pole, then lay it across a modified three-wheel wagonbed tha ...

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Now For An Altogether Different Type Of Video: Sofa Car

Someone traveling on business in Longkou, Shandong province took this 26-second clip of a guy cruising down the street in a sofa. Nothing to see here. Just driving my sofa. So just to recap: we have villagers constructing homemade electric cars; musicians playing guzheng songs on iPads; people making crossbows and rifles; and a farmer with his nebelwerfer (as Blood and Treasure so eloquently puts it). Can w ...

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A Homemade, Electric, Possibly Wind-Powered Soapbox Derby Car In Rural China

Posted two days ago to Youku (embedded after the jump for those in China), this video currently has 785,000 views. Tang Zhenping, according to the description, is a 55-year-old farmer from Beijing’s Tangzhou Wangji Yongle Town who spent 10,000 yuan to build an electric car that can travel 140 kilometers per charge. Apparently at high speeds, the fan attached to the front of the car begins generating electri ...

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