Wake Up, Beijing… And Vomit Here

Vomit here
This was spotted in Nanjing in 2011 and posted on Sign Spotting, so you may think it’s a little dated, but we say there’s no time limit on a good puke pail. The English reads “Vomit Here,” but the Chinese is translated literally as “Sober Up Bucket.” (Where’re those Chinglish translations when you need them?) Let that be... Read more »

Mitt Romney References Chen Guangcheng, Begins To Sound A Lot Like Chinese Foreign Ministry

Mitt Romney
Pic via National Confidential There is, to be sure, an Eric Esch-sized body of evidence that Mitt Romney is a louse, but I think the scurvy wellspring of his suckiness can essentially be summed up as such: he is the archetypal American politician (no, I don’t care that he’s Mormon), and if you identified him as such,... Read more »

A Collection Of Chen Guangcheng Images And Memes

Chen Guangcheng and Batman
Kate Woodsome from Voice of America has put together a collection of Chen Guangcheng images on Storify, a meticulously sourced list that I’m sure will continue to grow. A reader passed along this petition urging the U.S. to provide asylum for Chen. And if you’re able to flip over the Great Firewall, check out 墨镜.肖像 Dark... Read more »

Another Asia-Centric Buzzfeed List, “Why Asians Are The Superior Race” (Used Ironically)

Dog and toddler
Earlier today, Buzzfeed published a winning post titled “42 Things You’ll Only See In China.” They just followed it up with “53 Reasons Why Asians Are The Superior Race,” with pictures like the above (disclosure: don’t know if the toddler is Chinese). Some of the photos you’ve undoubtedly already seen, like Kunming’s dwarf village and the 1,050-slice... Read more »

Car Plows Into Pedicab, Leaves Pedaler Unharmed

Car Plows Into Pedicab, Leaves Pedaler Unharmed
We could've found the Youku original video, but this is better: listening to Germans snicker at the video of a pedicab getting demolished on an intersection in China. "Better" is a word up for interpretation here, of course.

Unable To Convince World The SS Jiangya Was A Worse Maritime Disaster Than The RMS Titanic, China Seeks To Build Titanic II

Via Quitor.com
By RFH WTF moments are frequent in China; they can happen just reading a newspaper. Today’s chin-scratcher occurred on page five of the Global Times, where, sandwiched between an only mildly splenetic front-page story about Chen Guangcheng (Chen will not have “any problems as long as he obeys the law and expresses his demands lawfully,”... Read more »