If You Hold A Ceremony And No One Knows About It, Can You Really Still Call It A “Reader’s” Choice Awards?

CW Awards
While the Beijinger‘s bloated and brassy PR machine pumps its little steam-piston legs to spread the gospel of the Beijing Expat’s Preference of Place to Get Shitfaced, here’s Grandpa City Weekend shuffling onto the front porch with a tin walker missing a wheel, his hoarse voice rasping into the desolate cockcrow, unaware that it’s 5... Read more »

The Only Review Of The Beijinger Awards Party You’re Ever Likely To Read

At the Beijinger awards party 2012
Holding the party in the open air of Sanlitun Soho and suggesting “beachwear” as a dress code was clearly pivotal: the signal for Beijing’s really quite impressively large douchebag population to give full vent to their oeuvre of tics and mores. “Dress code? Dude… I was wearing this Hawaiian shirt with oversized aviators, four days’ beard growth and a jaunty pork-pie hat when I woke up!” We arrive just after four. Upon entering the “gate,” there was a kind, red reminder for all foreigners that there is a crackdown going on for the next 100 years, that undercover police would be among the crowd and that the magazine would not be held responsible for any problems that ensued. Always the best way to get the party started.

What To Wear To Our Bar And Club Awards: Men’s Edition

Hulk Hogan
As announced yesterday, the BJC Bar and Club Awards party will be this Saturday at 11 pm at Sanlitun Kro’s Nest. Say you're there for Beijing Cream and all drinks will be buy two, get one free. The theme will be HUNGER GAMES. Today, we've invited the sartorially keen Kevin Reitz to explain what to wear. I don't think he got the memo about the theme being HUNGER GAMES, but that's okay. Trust this man.

Voting Ends Today For The Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards

BJC Awards
Voting for the BJC Bar and Club Awards ends at midnight tonight. Vote now if you haven't already, it's easy -- the ballot is above. (UPDATE, next day: Voting is now closed. Sad.) Also: we will officially celebrate the winners on Saturday at 11 pm at a party at the Sanlitun Kro's Nest. We guarantee ours will be rowdier and drunker than the Beijinger's afternoon shindig for their thingymajig.