The Beijinger’s 10th Annual Reader Restaurant Awards: Basically Unnoteworthy, But Thanks For The Free Beer!

One thing I learned about getting invited to a the Beijinger awards ceremony is you first have to leave Beijing. During my four-year tenure here, I never received an invite. Just three months after I made the move to Hangzhou, I was chosen to be an official nominator. Sure, why not. Months later, as an Official Nominator for the Beijinger's 10th Annual Reader Restaurant Awards, I got an invitation to the ce ...

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Another Case Of Satire Lost In Translation… Or Is It? Netizens Slam The Beijinger Columnist George Ding

George Ding, the Beijinger's backpage columnist, has provided us the latest example of why humor articles should never be translated. His recent column, "Why I'm Coming Back To China," is an attempt at satire, and it wasn't exactly well received by the Beijinger's readers, some who didn't get it ("Is George Ding thebeijinger's racist-in-residence?") and some who simply didn't like it ("brilliant satire... f ...

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Brains And Beer Chug-Offs At The Beijinger Super Quiz

Thanks to everyone who came out tonight for the Beijinger's Super Quiz to benefit Ping An Medical Foster Home. The event raised 28,000 yuan last year, and I'm sure the Beijinger will be around soon to tell you how we did this time around. Congratulations to the winners, Girls with Low Self-Esteem, pictured above (host Jonathan White is on the far right). Raiders of the Lost Chuanr finished second, and Bus W ...

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Test Your Trivia Prowess At The Beijinger’s Charity Super Quiz This Sunday

If you're in Beijing and like pub quizzes, the place to be this Sunday is the Hilton for the Beijinger's 4th annual Super Quiz. (Disclosure: I run a quiz in Beijing, and will be presenting questions on Sunday for the third straight year.) Event organizers are asking interested parties to email or call ahead of time to reserve a spot, events@thebeijinger.com / 5820 7700 ext 866. It costs 1,000 for a team, li ...

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Some Asshole Poured Beer On Residence A’s Lead Singer In The Middle Of An Awesome Performance At 2 Kolegas On Saturday

The Beijinger's New Festival Showcase at 2 Kolegas on Saturday mostly proved to be your standard gathering of drunken expats, except it produced one hell of a musical highlight: Residence A, a Beijing staple we featured in an Outro earlier this month, giving what I thought was the performance of the night around 8:30 pm. Reasonable music fans will disagree, and I admit I didn't catch every act, but the ener ...

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The Only Review Of The Beijinger Awards Party You’re Ever Likely To Read

Holding the party in the open air of Sanlitun Soho and suggesting “beachwear” as a dress code was clearly pivotal: the signal for Beijing’s really quite impressively large douchebag population to give full vent to their oeuvre of tics and mores. “Dress code? Dude… I was wearing this Hawaiian shirt with oversized aviators, four days’ beard growth and a jaunty pork-pie hat when I woke up!” We arrive just afte ...

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The 1st Annual Beijing Cream Bar And Club Awards, Where (Almost) No One Is Spared

We've complained about the snobbishness of Time Out's food awards, and noted that City Weekend's attempts to promote its awards can probably do without an Ashley Tisdale soundtrack. Where does that leave us? Ah, yes, the Beijinger. Top dog for nine years, king of Beijing's nightlife scene, like Hong Xiuquan reigning over Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. Voting is open until Wednesday in tbj's thing, in 32 differen ...

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The Saddest Restaurant Review Ever (It Involves A Pet’s Death)

Sometimes, the food at a restaurant simply sucks. Other times... it kills a patron's dog? The above review, submitted by the Beijinger user gava, was of Falahfel Arabic Restaurant (阿拉伯餐厅), which, as of this writing, has an average score of 3.9 out of 5 (25 votes), though it's saddled with accusations of fake reviews. The full text of gava's review: We were dragged in there and didn't want to eat so rather t ...

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The Worst Of The ‘Best’ From The Beijinger’s 6-Word Contest Really Are The Best

The Beiinger had a neat idea for a six-word contest last month, and in this month's issue the editors have chosen their "50 best" entries. Leave it to the judges to spoil a good idea... OR MAKE IT AWESOME! We weren't going to do this, but, well, here it is: below, unedited, the 20 worst of the Beijinger's "50 best." (And lest you think I'm just bitter that my entries weren't chosen… you're right. I've inclu ...

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You Can Almost See This Girl’s Nipple

[caption id="attachment_401" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="The one in the red dress is Susi. Bless her"][/caption] Do you like Westlife? Do you really? Would you travel from Hawaii to Beijing to see Westlife? Is that how much you like Westlife? Are you so much into the whole liking of Westlife that you have a friend who would send an email to an expat magazine's editor asking for help in arranging ...

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