Chinese Zither? Yeah, There’s An App For That

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Alert: If you're a musician who knows how to play the guzheng, you should make a video, because it'll have a very good chance of going viral. First there was the Adele cover, followed by the Titanic theme song, then that "cultured Chengdu guard." Now? Just a traditional Chinese guzheng song... on iPads.

This Jersey Of Jeremy Lin Is Made Of Fruit Roll-Ups

But how does it taste
Via Buzzfeed‘s Jack Moore, apparently Jeremy Lin expressed his love of Fruit Roll-Ups on February 12 in a tweet. The company was so touched by this — or realized they were touched by it three days later, when Lin did this — that they constructed a replica of his jersey using just their product. That... Read more »

Wake Up, Beijing… And Vomit Here

Vomit here
This was spotted in Nanjing in 2011 and posted on Sign Spotting, so you may think it’s a little dated, but we say there’s no time limit on a good puke pail. The English reads “Vomit Here,” but the Chinese is translated literally as “Sober Up Bucket.” (Where’re those Chinglish translations when you need them?) Let that be... Read more »

Friday Links: Hillary Clinton speaks in Beijing, the upcoming Hanggai Music Festival, and notes on self-censorship

Translation: "Luke, I am your father"
If you’re in Beijing and not doing anything tonight, there’s a “Star Wars Party” hosted by Snap Adventures that begins at 10 pm at 4corners to commemorate May the Fourth (get it?). (Some of the BJC gang will be there, so come say hi.) By buying drinks, one collects “tokens” with which to buy trivia questions,... Read more »

Mitt Romney References Chen Guangcheng, Begins To Sound A Lot Like Chinese Foreign Ministry

Mitt Romney
Pic via National Confidential There is, to be sure, an Eric Esch-sized body of evidence that Mitt Romney is a louse, but I think the scurvy wellspring of his suckiness can essentially be summed up as such: he is the archetypal American politician (no, I don’t care that he’s Mormon), and if you identified him as such,... Read more »

A Collection Of Chen Guangcheng Images And Memes

Chen Guangcheng and Batman
Kate Woodsome from Voice of America has put together a collection of Chen Guangcheng images on Storify, a meticulously sourced list that I’m sure will continue to grow. A reader passed along this petition urging the U.S. to provide asylum for Chen. And if you’re able to flip over the Great Firewall, check out 墨镜.肖像 Dark... Read more »

Another Asia-Centric Buzzfeed List, “Why Asians Are The Superior Race” (Used Ironically)

Dog and toddler
Earlier today, Buzzfeed published a winning post titled “42 Things You’ll Only See In China.” They just followed it up with “53 Reasons Why Asians Are The Superior Race,” with pictures like the above (disclosure: don’t know if the toddler is Chinese). Some of the photos you’ve undoubtedly already seen, like Kunming’s dwarf village and the 1,050-slice... Read more »