This Diamond-Encrusted Mercedes-Benz Is Deeply Insecure And Needs Your Attention

Let us first acknowledge that the glittering jewels around the logo and grille are probably fake. But what kind of car would draw attention to itself with such gaudiness? Is it camp? Is it social status?

Spotted at Sanlitun on Sunday, this car will never believe it’s beautiful no matter how many leers it attracts. What does deficiency and self-loathing look like? Let’s take a closer look:

You can almost see the diseases.

But hey, looking never hurt anyone. Have at it, car lovers. This red buxom is all yours.