Traffic Hell Week Yields 31-Vehicle Pileup On Tianjin-Beijing Highway

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Let it be known: fog is dangerous. Yesterday morning, due to "low visibility" on the Tianjin-Beijing Highway, 31 vehicles collided one after another. Three died and many more were injured. The traffic cop in the linked video warns drivers that 150 meters should be maintained between your car and the one ahead of you. How he kept a straight face, we have no idea. Traffic laws are expected to be obeyed in this country? Huh.

Doing The Splits Is The New Planking, And Even Xinhua’s Getting Into It

Chinese splits
It’s more than likely that Xinhua has unintentionally joined the “splits” craze that’s sweeping across Chinese social media. The picture above is from its latest slideshow, “Funny pictures, happy life.” We don’t really expect Xinhua to be at the vanguard of trends, so it’s probably just a funny picture, happy coincidence. This girl though —... Read more »

Kidnapping Attempt In Broad Daylight Foiled In Wuhan

Kidnapping
On Tuesday afternoon in Wuhan, a man was minding his own business when four people set themselves upon him and tried to smuggle him into a car. According to China News Service via BJ News, the kidnapping attempt was over money. But the man sure as hell wasn’t going to go easy. He screamed at... Read more »

Interview With Aircraft Carrier Liaoning Captain Zhang Zheng

China has been proudly showing off its new toy, the aircraft carrier Liaoning, for several days now. The above is an interview conducted by CCTV-9 with Liaoning’s captain, a senior colonel of the PLA navy named Zhang Zheng. The man makes a good impression. As Bill of Sinocism notes, “When will a US Admiral speak Chinese as... Read more »

Liu Xiang Is Now A Poster Boy For Premature Ejaculation

Liu Xiang PE ad
Poor Liu Xiang. In 2004, he was the poster boy for China and Asian athletes. Now he is the unwitting symbol of premature ejaculation. As Ministry of Tofu noted on Tuesday, a newspaper ad has found another way to poke fun at Liu’s dismal performance (I mean his fakery and everything that transpired after he... Read more »

Protester Crushed To Death By Steamroller, Possibly On Order Of Town’s Vice Mayor

Steamroller
On September 16, a man protesting demolition-relocation in Lianhua City in Changsha, Hunan province was crushed to death under a steamroller, possibly by order of the deputy mayor, as reported by KDNet on Sunday. The incident was posted onto Sina Weibo on Monday, where it has since been forwarded more than 16,000 times, eliciting comments such as, “Why should we... Read more »

Human Flesh Engine Search Is On For Man Who Assaulted Toyota Corolla Driver In Xi’an [Graphic Video]

Manhunt for this guy
On September 15 in Xi’an, Shanxi province, an anti-Japanese protest got so out of hand that a Chinese man was partially paralyzed when someone clobbered him over the head with a piece of steel. Fifty-one-year-old Li Jianli’s only crime? Driving a Toyota Corolla with his family. His wife futilely pleaded with the mob, “It was wrong of... Read more »