Fucking Shit, Traffic. You Fucking Little Shit [CORRECTION]

Beijing traffic jam
The above picture comes via George Ding of the Beijinger (you might remember him as our first Three Shots guest). He writes: If the cars going west hadn’t initially blocked the intersection, this wouldn’t have happened. Had the cars going north and south not rushed in and just waited one cycle for the intersection to clear, this wouldn’t have happened. Had the cars going east not rushed in to be blocked by the cars going north, this wouldn’t have happened. And had the cars going west not rushed in only to be blocked by the cars going south, well, you get the idea. Read more »

Chinese Government Official Reportedly Bullies Sexual Assault Victim On Behalf Of His Son [UPDATE]

Chinese student accused of date rape and sexual assault
Xuanyu Zhong, the son of a Chinese government official, stood before a British court recently on charges of sexually assaulting a girl at Northumbria University in December 2011. Daily Mail reports that Zhong, 25, spurred by an obsession with rape porn, spiked a girl's drink with a date-rape drug one evening. At the court hearing, Daily Mail reports that he expressed his intent "to copy the videos" -- the many rape videos he watched -- "by raping his drugged victim." Instead, he "changed his mind at the last minute and sexually assaulted her instead." Read more »

Adult Breastfeeding Is A Thing In Shenzhen, Says Chinese Media, For “Health Purposes”

Roman Charity by Pieter Pauwel Reubens
It's scary to think so, but adult breastfeeding might be the latest way to show off one's wealth. At least, if you believe what you read in the papers. In Shenzhen, as reported by SCMP, "increasing numbers of adults have been hiring wet nurses so they can consume breast milk for its nutritional value, Lin Jun, a manager of Xinxinyu Household Service Company in the southern city of Guangdong, told the Southern Metropolis Daily." Read more »

Petitioning Villagers Chased By Hired Thugs, Beaten

Shijiazhuang fight featured image
Certain people in Shijiazhuang, Hebei province have been petitioning for more than a year for legal action to be taken against corrupt Party members in their small village (this was before the government's latest enabling of online petitioning, of course). Recently, authorities responded: by sending in the goons. Read more »