The Crowning Of Miss Universe China, Featuring Paris Hilton

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Saturday saw another beauty pageant in China, the final of Miss Universe China in Shanghai. According to the official website — “celebrating Chinese women!” — 21 contestants vied for the prize of 3.28 million yuan and the chance to represent China in the Miss Universe contest in December. Xu Jidan from Jilin — looking slightly... Read more »

Here’s Something Nice: Policewoman Clips Nails For Roadside Beggar

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Last Friday in Shenzhen, someone snapped pictures of this policewoman cutting the nails of an old man on the street, and a few days later the images found their way to Sina Weibo, where they quickly began to circulate because acts of common decency, especially by cops, rarely get the play they deserve. The officer had... Read more »

Seat Belt PSA: Watch What Happens To Passengers Inside A Bus That Flips Over

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A show on CCTV-13 recently aired a segment from the Zhejiang Traffic Bureau that was essentially a morbid seat belt PSA. We've seen these type of public service announcements before -- there was this GIF from the Shanghai Highway Patrol in July warning people to take care of their tires -- and like always, questions of their efficacy take a backseat to the shocking footage itself.

Holy Hospital Slashing! Aggrieved Patient Goes Psycho On Medical Personnel

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A man (either 43 or in his 20s, depending on your source) has been arrested for attacking four people with a knife yesterday at Shenzhen Pengcheng Hospital. In the video (somewhat graphic), you’ll see him patiently waiting for his otolaryngologist (ENT doctor) to appear, then producing a vegetable knife from his bag and slashing the unsuspecting... Read more »

Somewhat Foolishly, Man Climbs Electricity Pylon To Mess With Bird’s Nest, Gets Stuck

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Because we're generous, let's file this under "poor planning." Three days ago, a 46-year-old man in Anhui province, surnamed Han, decided to climb a 30-meter-high electricity pylon to steal eggs out of a bird's nest. More than halfway up, it seems he lost his nerve, and like a cat stuck in a tree, required the assistance of rescue workers. The electricity flow to the tower had to be shut off, and an air cushion set up underneath the man. Can you think of anything he could have said to save face once he got down? Brownie points to anyone who comes up with something passable. You can't use "fugue state" -- Walter White's already used that one.

Cherishing Public Facilities: The Odd Beauty Of Chinese Ordinances

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By Jim Fields New arrivals to Beijing often revel in the sheer chaos of the city. Cars, bikes, and motorized tricycles compete for inches of pavement (sometimes resulting in ungodly traffic jams). Children drop trou and relieve themselves among dining patrons at restaurants. And, of course, as any foreigner in China will tell you, there are no open container... Read more »

Now We Know Full Well The Dangers Of Rear-Ending A Car

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There really isn't any info about this video except the timestamp in the dashboard cam (September 1, around noon), and the car that flips over appears to be a Honda. The 56.com video (embedded after the jump, and in higher quality than the YouTube embed) delights in that fact. "Tailgating Japanese car causes rollover accident," reads the title. If that was a Chinese-manufactured car, say a BYD, it totally wouldn't have flipped, or exploded.