Papaya, dairy, soy, and massage can increase breast size: Global Times

"Titillating" TCM
I don’t really have much to say about this story except that there’s a typo in the headline: Excerpt: The immediate effects of breast enhancement surgeries has lured many women to go under the knife. However, the steep cost, potential side effects and unnatural-looking results have led other women to seek natural and inexpensive alternatives. Read more »

Parents in Zhejiang receive text message blast calling their children “a piece of shit”

Mass text message in Zhejiang
Hackers probably got into a Wenzhou, Zhejiang school’s text-sending platform and fired off a very inappropriate message to 600 parents yesterday. Then again, the message probably contained only the hard truth. I mean, have you seen children? Via SCMP: More than 600 parents in China’s eastern Zhejiang province were shocked and furious after receiving a text... Read more » Read more »

20 Percent Of China’s Population Believes The World Will End Today (Um, Really?)

Apocalypse!
Surveys and polls are notoriously unreliable in this country, which you might have heard is really intersecting/overlapping parts of four different and very disparate countries — urban China, rural China, rich China, and poor China. Sometimes what’s more interesting than poll results is poll methodology, and to that end, we’d like to find out which... Read more » Read more »

Another School Attack: 23-Year-Old Anhui Student Murders Classmate With Hatchet

Ax murder Anhui
Details are sparse, but around 7:45 am today, according to Xinhua, a student surnamed Hu killed a classmate, surnamed Tan, on the sixth-floor library of Anhui Medical University. Another article speculates that the incident was instigated by either a dispute over a seat or an “emotional dispute.” According to one eyewitness, Hu and Tan had chatted... Read more » Read more »