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Laowai Comics: Out Of A Crowd

Laowai Comics: Out Of A Crowd

Laowai Comics is a biweekly webcomic. Beijing Cream is proud to debut its Thursday comic every week. Full archives here. ...

Unsavory Elements: The Good, The Bad, And The Boring Foreigners Of China

Unsavory Elements: The Good, The Bad, And The Boring Foreigners Of China

The problem with gringo lit about the gringo experience in China is it inevitably and unsubtlety reinforces the foreigner's sense of Otherness while feeding his inflated sense of i ...

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Mr. Sex

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Mr. Sex

This week we introduced the 2nd annual Beijing Cream Bar and Club Awards (VOTE HERE), with 20 categories divided into four groups. We've saved the best for last, and look who's com ...

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Little Miss Dance

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Little Miss Dance

This week we introduced the 2nd annual Beijing Cream Bar and Club Awards, with 20 categories divided into four groups. Here's Hannah Lincoln with a closer look at the group Little ...

Chinagog: A Passionate Defense of Henan, My Adopted Chinese Home

Chinagog: A Passionate Defense of Henan, My Adopted Chinese Home

Anytime anything bad, weird or completely fucked up happens in China, I hold my breath for the inevitable mention of Zhengzhou, Sanmenxia, Zhumadian or any of the horror-story pron ...

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Mr. Drunk

BJC Bar And Club Awards Examined: Mr. Drunk

This week we introduced the 2nd annual Beijing Cream Bar and Club Awards (VOTE HERE), with 20 categories divided into four groups. We've invited a man who knows a thing or two abou ...

“It’s Good To Sleep With Virgins”: A Global Times Editorial That Never Was

“It’s Good To Sleep With Virgins”: A Global Times Editorial That Never Was

The information that follows was compiled by BJC editor-at-large RFH after a chat with the shadowy Tan Guan, whose position at Global Times is unknown. All views expressed below ar ...

Naked Chinese Girl Salutes Soldiers In Anti-Japanese Drama, Netizens Express Dismay And Scorn

Authorities approved 303 new TV shows last year, according to Economic Observer, with more than half carrying a revolutionary theme. Would it surprise anyone that out of those, the majority expressed anti-Japanese sentiment? But you can only be so anti-Japanese before people get bored. And thus, shows have to resort to other tactics to grab ratings. Like with naked girls. The above picture, posted by Sina W ...

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“The Bridge Sure Is Strong”: 300,000 Gather Atop Bridge In Sichuan For Traditional Festival

A traditional rhyme in Sichuan goes like this: “Toss medicine money, worship your godfather, throw away clothes, and pray for the whole family.” The people of Mianyang, the second largest city in Sichuan province after Chengdu, take the rhyme very seriously, along with other traditions. On March 18, thousands flocked to Jushui Village for the Ju Water Bridge Festival (雎水踩桥会), almost all of them to do one th ...

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Saying Goodbye To China’s 64-Year-Old Ministry Of Railways

The Ministry of Railways (MOR) is as old as New China, having been in operation since October 1949. But on March 10, toward the construction of a newer China at the 12th National People’s Congress, the government announced a series of reforms and reconstructions, which included the decision to dissolve outdated ministries. The Ministry of Railways, for one. The question that was immediately on everyone's mi ...

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Environmentally Conscious Chinese Rally For Arbor Day

Did you know that Tuesday, March, 12, was Arbor Day in China? On Zhi Shu Jie (植树节), literally Plant-A-Tree Day, people celebrated by planting anything they could. As Sina Weibo user @粮仓一鼠 put it, “Although there is no land to plant a tree, we can grow a pea in a flower pot.” Like him, many others posted pictures of their work to Weibo. It was a fun and silly activity for many, but the outpouring of response ...

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How Have Netizens Reacted To North Korea’s “Official Hairstyles”? Hilariously

Outside a salon in the city of Pyongyang hangs a framed picture showing 28 hairstyles for customers to choose from. The North Korean government has declared these styles the official ones for men and women -- and what selection! We're all too familiar with the practices of a conformist state, but this is a throwback to an even more communist era. If you are a married woman, you have to keep your hair short ...

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Chinese Olympian Sun Yang Punished for Misconduct

Remember swimmer Sun Yang at the London Olympics? He broke his own world record in the 1500-meter freestyle, and won another gold in the 400-meter free, joining Michael Phelps as the only male swimmers to win two individual titles. With the success came endorsements and a hot girlfriend, but China's poster-boy swimmer now finds himself at the center of a scandal. According to Xinhua, Sun's been so overwhelm ...

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Meet Sina Weibo Star Choi Seongho, A Self-Proclaimed North Korean Patriot Who Just Might Be This Country’s Most Brilliant Satirist

 By Xiao Yi “At my residence in Beijing, with Coke toast first to the supreme leaders!” And with that first message on June 29, Sina Weibo user @作家崔成浩 -- literally, "Writer Choi Seongho" -- launched himself into Chinese social media fame. From the very beginning, as a self-proclaimed North Korean patriot, he has written solely to glorify the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, and has attracted more than ...

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The Coolest 72-Year-Old Grandfather In The World Lives In China

Ed's note: Offbeat China, who first blogged this on Friday, has more pictures of Liu Xianping, the 72-year-old model of Yuekou online store. This piece is the first for BJC's newest contributor, Xiao Yi. By Xiao Yi “Look at the camera - no slouching!” Miss Lü instructs as she shoots pictures of her 72-year-old grandfather, dressed in a casual tailored blazer, a pencil skirt, and cigarette-leg jeans - a.k.a. ...

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