Watch: CBS 60 Minutes’s Piece On Huawei And ZTE, And The US House Intelligence Committee’s Damning Report

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Fear-mongering or justified skepticism? How do we begin to parse the US House Intelligence Committee report, released Monday after 11 months in the works, that claims China's two biggest telecommunications makers "pose a security threat to the United States," and that the US "should view with suspicion the continued penetration of the U.S. telecommunications market by Chinese telecommunications companies"? As the Associated Press bluntly tells it:

The World Is A Better Place For This Image From The Mr. Hong Kong Nepal 2012 Bodybuilding Championship

Mr. Hong Kong Nepal Bodybuilding Championship
Something called the Mr. Hong Kong Nepal 2012 Bodybuilding Championship -- which somehow has been going on for 10 years -- happened recently, and was won by Bishwa Bahadur Thapa Magar (though we've also seen his name spelled "Bishow Thapa Magar"). We think this contest is for Nepalese men based in Hong Kong. We think. None of this is really the point, though.

Watch: Hainan University Student Throws Shoe At Inveterate Blowhard Sima Nan [UPDATE]

Hainan student throws shoe at Sima Nan
Chinese pundit Sima Nan, known for, among other things, spewing anti-America rhetoric despite having no qualms about visiting America and getting his head stuck in a Dulles Airport escalator, was giving a lecture at Hainan University yesterday when he ran into a proverbial buzz saw A student took the microphone, stood up, and began coolly rebuking the man on stage, who grew increasingly agitated as it became clear that many of the cheering students in the auditorium weren't on his side. At the 2:30 mark, the student hurls his shoe onto the stage -- a good 20-yard throw, it seems -- drawing more applause.

Liquified Gas Tanker Explosion Leaves Death And Destruction In Its Wake

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We've seen plenty of truck explosions in our time, as recently as last Wednesday. When they involve tankers of the LPG variety, bad results usually ensue. Take note: the accident in August that killed 36 in Shanxi; an oil tanker crash in June that left a city in smoke; a fiery death at the rear of a liquid petroleum truck; and so on. All told, the lesson is pretty clear: tankers explode, and explosions kill.

LeBron James Is By Far The Worst Chinese-Speaking Miami Heat

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In all fairness to LeBron James, his teammates in this video — Chris Bosh, Mario Chalmers, Rashard Lewis, Dwyane Wade, and Mike Miller — weren’t exactly Dashan. And Shane Battier didn’t even try! That’s the dude who’s endorsed by Peak and “super famous” here, according to Miami New Times (which, in a bit of an overstatement,... Read more »

Probably The Best Picture From The Guangzhou Sex Festival

GZ Sex Festival
We brought you pictures of the 10th annual Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival yesterday evening, but by far the best picture from that event — which, sadly, ends today — is the one above. I want you to notice the small gray box that is partially obscuring the picture of the woman’s breast on the left... Read more »